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The Sunday Times
July 23, 2006
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The land that time forgotAA Gill

It was a communist state for nearly half a a century. Now it has organised crime and the worst-dressed teenagers in Europe. Will the world ever take Albania seriously?








In the unlikely event of your ever needing to know, Tirana’s international airport is called Mother Teresa. It is grimly typical that the Albanians named their runway to the world after a woman who devoted herself to helping people die; and after a Catholic from a country that’s 70% Muslim. Mother Teresa is the only internationally famous Albanian; all the rest are infamous.


As you walk across the tarmac, you might notice a couple of planes from Albatros Airways – there is, again, an Albanian inevitability in naming your planes after the only bird that is an international synonym for bad luck, and which doesn’t fly anywhere near the Adriatic anyway.









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Any sentence with Albania in it is likely to get a laugh. Albania is funny. It’s a punchline, a Gilbert and Sullivan country, a Ruritania of brigands and vendettas and pantomime royalty.


It is a tragic place. But just at the point in the story where you should be sobbing, you can barely restrain the s******s. After all, Albania’s favourite comedian is Norman Wisdom, and that’s the place all over. It’s funny because it’s not funny. The capital, Tirana, is a rare place, blessed with both fascist and communist architecture. The competing totalitarian buildings strut cheek by cheek down the potholed roads, like an authoritarian tango in marble and concrete.


The Italians, who had the most sympathetic fascist architecture, built the futuristically classical university art school and government buildings, while the communists made the thudding celebrations of workers’ triumph and the grim warrens of piss-stained grey boxes for housing the triumphant workers in.


Parts of Tirana look like small southern Italian industrial towns, tree-dappled, lots of cafes, while other bits look like Gaza, ripped up and smashed stretches of urban exhaustion and collapse.


But none of that is what you notice first. The thing that catches your eye and holds it in a sticky grasp, like a child with a humbug, is the colour. The grim apartments and public housing projects have been painted with broad swathes of livid decoration. They look like a giant installation of West Indian scatter cushions.


The multicoloured building was the very, very bright idea of Tirana’s mayor. A man who the locals seem to think is suicidal and inspired in equal measure. When Albania’s peculiar version of hermetic communism finally collapsed, in 1992, the new man said that, though there was no money to change anything, seeing as they’d been living in monotone grindstone misery for 50 years, they might brighten the place up with a lick of paint. Apparently, they got a job lot of all the colours Homebase couldn’t sell in Cheshire and sploshed away. The result is both inspired and ridiculous, and very Albanian. Like a clown’s make-up, it draws attention to the crumbling, gritty face underneath.


In the span of one long lifetime, Albania has been dealt a full house of political, social and economic experiments. It started the 20th century as a subservient state of the Ottoman empire, then it became a playground for every Balkan and Adriatic neighbour. At one time or another, Albania had seven competing armies trying to grab lumps of it. Briefly it was an imposed German monarchy, then an ineffective Austrian protectorate. In 1913 the Treaty of London drew its borders to suit the conflicting demands of Serbia, Greece, Italy, Austria and Russia, which left over half of all Albanians living outside their own country, principally in Kosovo.


At the Treaty of Versailles, the Albanian throne was absurdly offered to C B Fry, an English cricketer who was supposed to be such a paragon of masculinity that he was photographed naked and flexing at Oxford, and ended up running a naval prep school of exemplary cruelty with a dykey, sadistic wife. And then they got King Zog.


You really couldn’t make up Albania’s history. Zog was Europe’s last self-made monarch, and a man who made Charlie Chaplin look serious. He favoured light operetta, white hussars’ uniforms and waxed moustaches, and cut a mean tango; he encouraged the Italians to come and build things like roads and cafes. The bad news was, the Italians were Mussolini, so Zog had to make a dash for it and ruled in the Palm Court at the Ritz.


Then the Italians lost the war and the partisans took over; which might have been a good thing, except they turned out to be run by Enver Hoxha, the weirdest of all cold-war communist dictators, a man of stern cruelty and fathomless paranoia, who decided that the only two allies he could trust should be at the opposite ends of the world. Albania’s only mates were China and Cuba, and it became proudly the only Maoist state in Europe.


Finally, long after everyone else had got a credit card and a mobile phone, Hoxha got cancer and died, and his unique chronic communism died with him. So Albania was welcomed out of the cold into the warm embrace of the free market. That should have been the good news, but of course it wasn’t.


There’s a park in the centre of Tirana that was built by the workers for themselves. They dug a great lake, built an amphitheatre, made a little zoo with a mad bear. You get in by walking through a homeless incontinent’s toilet, past the busts of madly furrowed Albanian heroes and the small, neat British war cemetery.


In shady meadows, men cut grass for hay and young men sit on tree stumps staring at nothing. Around the lake, men fish without anticipation; behind them, other men squat and watch. Fishermen-stalking is a feature of former communist countries. As a displacement activity, it’s about as complete a waste of a day as you can come up with. Old men sit in the sun and play dominoes. Their peanut-butter-tanned bodies are wrinkled and polished like old brogues. They sit on cardboard boxes in those distressingly skimpy second scrotums that the communist world still clings to as attractive swimwear; they grin through bomb-damaged teeth.


These are the flotsam and detritus of the train wreck of a command economy, their jobs and pensions just another cracking Albanian joke. A man who was once a history professor looks out across the water at the speculative illegal palaces being built in the people’s park and tells me how the good news of capitalism came to Albania. “We didn’t know anything about markets or money. Suddenly it was all new, all opportunity, all confusion. And then there comes pyramid scheme. You’ve heard of this ‘pyramid’? We put money in. They give you back many times more. You put that money back and much more comes. It was brilliant, this capitalism. Magic. Everyone did it. Maybe 70-80% of the country. People gave up their work to live on marvellous pyramid money. This was best two years of Albania’s life. Drink and food and laughing; everyone is happy. Everyone has cash and hope.” He stops and looks at the fishermen. “But it’s fraud. Everyone loses everything, not just their savings but their homes and farms, and they borrow and there’s no state to help. We have less than nothing; I lose my savings and my job. I don’t understand.


“You laugh. We were fools, yes, but what do we know of capitalism? It was a fairy story. And when it’s gone, people kill themselves, go mad, fight, scream and cry and want revenge. You understand Albanians have very, very… ” (he searches for the words) “… strong emotion.”


Albania was a nation of dupes waiting to be taken and they didn’t take it well. Everything you understand or think you know about Albania and Albanians needs to be seen in relation to how they got the way they are. After the pyramid scam, Albania sold the only thing it had left: its people. They handed out passports and waited. There are 4m Albanian citizens in the world – fewer than there are Scots. Three million of them live at home, the fourth quarter work abroad, and what they do is mostly illegal. Albania is the hub of the European sex trade, smuggling and pimping girls from Moldova and the Ukraine into the West.


It’s said they also run most of the illegal arms trade, the cheapest Kalashnikovs you can buy. They’re the Asda of mayhem. After years of being bullied, invaded, ripped off and lied to, the Albanians have grown very good at being frightening. They’re not subtle, they don’t deal in proportionate responses, controlled aggression or veiled threats. Albanians, I’m told, have taken over the crime in Milan – exporting organised crime to Italy beats selling fridges to Eskimos or sand to Arabs.


In the centre of Tirana there’s an area known as the Block. Under Hoxha this was the closed, salubrious preserve of party members, patrolled by soldiers, forbidden to all ordinary Albanians. Now it’s grown into the all-night trendy reserve of the young: cafes, bars and clubs have sprouted back to back along the crowded streets.


 













In parts it looks like sunny-holiday Europe, but then you turn a corner into grim, hunkered, crumbling commie squalor, with kids kicking balls and toothless ancients sitting like lonely loonies on benches, staring at the angry graffiti.









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The number and proportion of young people in Tirana is a shock, compared with northern Europe. This is a young person’s country; they have large families here who all continue to live at home, so they need to get out.


The cafes on the Block are thick with teenagers, collectively called “students”, though this is a title rather than a vocation – there’s precious little work for them to study for. The streets are a slow crawl of large cars: BMWs, Porsche Cayennes, blacked-out Range Rovers, Humvees and the ubiquitous tribe of Benzes – all stolen, of course, from Germany and Italy.


The young lounge and practise their impenetrably tough looks; the boys play-fight. The difference between these kids and their neighbours in Italy and Greece is how they look. With effortless élan, Albanian students are without peer the worst-dressed kids in the western world. They are obsessed with labels and designers, but all they can afford are the chronically laughable rip-offs and fakes in the markets. Shops here are full of absurdly repellent, tatty clobber with oversized logos stencilled on, and the kids wear this stuff with a flashy insouciance, all looking like characters in search of a comic-sketch show.


Albanians are naturally quite modest people. You still see old women in peasant headdresses and men wearing traditional white fezzes, but the youth are desperate to be European, and that means sexy. There are girls with bad peroxide jobs, and minute skirts, and tits-out-for-the-boys tops. They play at being gangster bitches, but it all looks much more like a drama-school production of Guys and Dolls.


The men have a strange – and, it must be said, deeply unattractive – habit of rolling up their T-shirts so that they look like bikini tops. The Albanians are short and ferret-faced, with the unisex stumpy, slightly bowed legs of shetland ponies. My favourite fashion moment was a middle-aged man with a Village People moustache and a Hobbit’s swagger in a T-shirt that declared in huge letters: Big Balls.


Albanian is one of those languages that have no known relative, just an extra half a dozen letters. They say it’s impossible to learn after the age of two. They say it with very thick accents. The fact that nobody else can speak it makes it a ready-made code for criminals, but in a typically unintentional way it’s also pathetically, phonetically funny. The word for “for sale”, for instance, is ****et; carp, the national fish, is krap.


I went to a tiny basement bar that specialised in death-metal music. This, finally, is a look that even Albanians can get right. I found a seat next to the drummer’s mother, a beamingly proud peasant woman watching her son epileptically thrash our eardrums with his group Clockwork Psycho Sodomy Gore.


Groovy Tirana troops into a nightclub with a self-conscious bravado and sips ****tails politely, while the naffest barman in the free world goes through his Tom Cruise bottle-juggling routine, shaking passé drinks and presenting the bill stuffed into the top of his stonewashed hipsters to groups of giggling top-heavy girls.


All this imitation, this desperate wannabe youth culture, is being paid for by cash sent home from abroad. Albania’s economy runs courtesy of Western Union and wads of red-light cash stuffed under the seats of hot-wired Audis. Much of it is criminal, but there is also a lot that is the bitter fruit of lonely, uncertain, menial jobs in rich Europe done by invisibly despised immigrants on the black economy. However it’s gleaned, this is the hardest-earned money in Europe.


I was constantly told to be careful of pickpockets and muggers in rough areas. Over the years, I’ve developed a bat-eared coward’s sixth sense for the merest whisper of trouble, but Tirana felt like a very safe place playing tough. There is very little drunkenness on the street, though they drink copiously. The only drugs seem to be a bit of home-grown grass and, given that this is the vice-export capital of the West, there were no lap-dancing clubs or pornography shops. You can’t even find a prostitute on the street in Tirana. It’s like trying to find lobsters in Scotland: they’ve all gone for export.


Albania has by far and away the worst traffic record of any western country, and no Albanian would conceivably wear a seatbelt, considering it the first symptom of passive homosexuality. Driving north out of Tirana along the pitted roads, you see an insatiable orgy of construction with barely a nod to need, purpose or planning permission. The outskirts are being covered in country bars and restaurants without customers, and capacious country houses without sewerage, water, electricity or inhabitants. The biggest single industry in Albania is money-laundering, and construction is the easiest and quickest way to turn vice into virtue. There are thousands of buildings without roofs or windows flying an ironic Albanian flag, which, appropriately, is the double-headed eagle looking both ways at once.


The mountains are a landscape of terraces and forests sparsely populated by peasants who still cut hay with scythes, where men turn rotated strips with wooden ploughs behind bony mares as their wives sow seeds from baskets, looking like the posters for a Bertolt Brecht revival.


Tiny villages lurk in high valleys; extended families live on the first floor of stone-and-mud-plaster houses. On the ground floor live the cattle and plough horses. Vines climb the walls; chickens and infants scratch in the dirt; dogs are chained in wicker kennels; hens nest under the sweet hayricks; women bake bread in wood ovens. We’re given a lunch of grilled lamb, fizzing sheep’s cheese, tomatoes and cherries fresh from the tree. The fields all around are choked with wild flowers; songbirds and turtledoves clamour for attention; tortoises shuffle in the stubble; donkeys moan operatically to each other.


It is as close as any of us will get to seeing what life across Europe was like in the 16th century, but living a 16th-century life in the 21st century is not a smart option. Even 16th-century people know that. So the country is emptying, and the peasants trudge to the city to try and lay their hands on a little second-hand vice money.


All across Albania there are decrepit concrete bunkers, thick beehive constructions that smell of mould and foxes. They run in little redoubts up hills, along coverts and through gardens. There are millions of them. Hoxha started building bunkers at the end of the war, and they became a lifelong paranoid obsession that cost a hubristic amount of Albania’s wealth. The bunkers follow no coherent battle plan. There would never have been enough soldiers to man them; they are simply the solid pustules of mistrust and fear. Albania has always been surrounded by enemies, but it has also been divided against itself.


There is no trust in this landscape: it is the place of vendetta and vengeance. There are still families here where the fearful men never leave their windowless homes, where male babies are born to die. The rules of being “in blood” were laid down in the 15th century in the Canon of Lekė, an ancient murderer’s handbook. That is one of the reasons Albanians are so good at organised crime. The distinctions of religion are nothing compared with the ancient honour of families; everything is secondary to family honour and to making money. Everything is excusable to sustain those.


There is also a divide between north and south Albania. The north is called Gheg, the south Tosk. Gheg is tough, uncouth, aggressive; the south, educated, civilised, Italianate. It’s a bit like England.


On the Adriatic coast, in Durres, which was once a seaside capital, the beach is a muddy grey, a coarse sand of cigarette ends, bottle tops and those blue plastic bags that are the world’s tumbleweed. The smelly, tideless Adriatic limply washes nameless slurry onto the shore, and children build sand villas while their parents roast. Albanians have surprisingly fair skins and they cook to a lovely livid puce. A man calls me over. He’s angry. “American?” No, English. “Tell them, tell Europe, we don’t have tails. You see, we are not apes. We’re not another species. Durres is going to be the new Croatia.” There’s a thought.


“Norman Wisdom – what do you think of him?” I asked. “He’s very ’90s. Now top best comic is definitely Mr Bean.”


Sitting in Tirana’s main square, where the moneychangers stand in the shade with their wads, and men sell dodgy mobile phones and repair petrol lighters, I watch the Albanians come and go, and there’s something odd. It takes me an hour to work out what it is – hardly anyone wears a watch. Well, why would they? They haven’t got anywhere to be.



















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Vėrtetė e ēuditshme qė njė gazetė kaq prestigjioze tė ulet kaq poshtė!!! Ksenofobi, urrejtje, vrerė ndaj njė kombi tė tėrė! Autori ose ėshtė i paguar nga shkiet (paranoja ime) ose pėr ndonjė arsye tjetėr njollos gjithė kombin shqiptar. Times duhet tė jap shpjegime pėr kėtė artikull...Shpresoj qė dikush do tė reagoj, sepse njė shkrim i tillė nuk guxon tė kaloj pa kundėrpėrgjigje tė argumentuar (e ka shumė) kundėr tendencave qė shqiptarėt tė parqiten si pėrbindėsh tė Evropės.


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Ketu pajtohem me Allbosin 100 %. Ambasada Shqipetare ne Londer  duhet te reagoje menjehere neser .


Ky eshte artikulli me ksenfobik qe e kame lexuar per nje komb .


 



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a ka mundesi me na e postu linkun ku eshte mare ky artikull?

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Ju lutem forumistave te shkruajne Ministrise se puneve te Jashtme te Shqiperise dhe Ambasades se Shqiperise qe te reagojne ne lidhje me kete artikull :


   emaili i Ambasades ne Londer :   amblonder@hotmail.com


  Emaili i Ministrise se Puneve te Jashtme : info@mfa.gov.al


  Linku i artikullit  nga Times  :  


     http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2099-2271185,00.html



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qe kush eshte autori i ketij artikulli   A. A. Gill From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search

A. A. (Adrian Anthony) Gill (born June 28, 1954) is a British newspaper columnist and writer. He is also restaurant reviewer in the Style section of the London Sunday Times, and a television critic in the Culture section in the same paper. His reviews are famously short on detail about the food itself. [1]


He was born in Edinburgh, Scotland, and studied at the Central Saint Martins College of Art and Design and the Slade School of Art. He has a long-term relationship with Nicola Formby, who appears in his columns as "The Blonde".


He was once famously ejected from Gordon Ramsay's restaurant along with his dining partner Joan Collins. Ramsay's reason was that Gill had written a review of his restaurant that covered his personal life more than the food.

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Gill is notorious for his acerbic, provocative style, on one occasion in 1997 damaging his career by describing the Welsh as:

"loquacious dissemblers, immoral liars, stunted, bigoted, dark, ugly, pugnacious little trolls,"

While two years later he angered Germans with an article called "Hunforgiven" [2], making numerous references to their Nazi past. In 2004, when writing about the ITV drama Island at War, based on the German occupation of Jersey and Guernsey, he asked:

"What have the Channel Islands ever done for us? A couple of really expensive potatoes, a few flowers and fatty milk."

His comments were widely condemned in the islands as offensive and inaccurate [3].


On being mistaken for an Englishman he stated:

I don’t like the English. One at a time, I don’t mind them. I’ve loved some of them. It’s their collective persona I can’t warm to: the lumpen and louty, coarse, unsubtle, beady-eyed, beefy-bummed herd of England. The truth is — and perhaps this is a little unworthy, a bit shameful — I find England and the English embarrassing. Fundamentally toe-curlingly embarrassing. And even though I look like one, sound like one, can imitate the social/mating behaviour of one, I’m not one. I always bridle with irritation when taken for an Englishman, and fill in those disembarkation cards by pedantically writing “Scots” in the appropriate box (The Angry Island).

Many of his articles can be found on the travel writing and hotel revewing website he founded in 2000, http://www.travelintelligence.net - see http://www.travelintelligence.net/php/writers/writ.php?id=22

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Bibliography

  • Sap Rising (1997)
  • Ivy Cookbook (1999) co-author
  • Starcrossed (1999)
  • AA Gill is Away (2003) collection of travel writing. ISBN 0753816814
  • The Angry Island (2005) a book about England and the English. ISBN 0297843184

 


AA Gill is a features writer and critic for The Sunday Times and GQ magazine and writes regular travel features for The Sunday Times magazine.

What the Papers Say recently voted him Critic of the Year; he is Sunday Times Magazine Columnist Of the Year, has won two Glenfiddich awards for his travel writing and was voted runner up in the 1999 Travelex Travel Writers' Awards for Travel Writer of the Year. He is a contributing editor at GQ and a founder of Travel Intelligence.

He has published two novels, Sap Rising and Star Crossed, was winner of the Literary Review's Bad Sex Awards 1999, and is author of The Ivy Cookbook.

AA Gill has two children and lives in London.



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qe edhe nje artikull shume kritik per po kete gazetar, demek nuk e paska sefte me ja fut kot



Inept Journalism: AA Gill and the Sunday Times on Darfur
by David Hoile
(Thursday July 15 2004)



"Those suffering in Darfur, along with reputation of the 'Sunday Times' and foreign affairs journalism in general, would be best served if Mr Gill perhaps confined his journalism to restaurant reviews and literary criticism."





 



On 11 July 2004, the London "Sunday Times" magazine carried an article written by AA Gill, on the situation in Darfur in western Sudan. A year- long civil war in Darfur has had devastating humanitarian consequences. The article was described as the "first of our series of stirring reports from around the world" and featured a picture of Gill swathed in a head-scarf on the magazine cover. Entitled "Welcome to Hell", the article demonstrated almost every facet of the poor journalism that has characterised media coverage of the Darfur crisis. Noted more for his writing as a restaurant critic, this was Gill's first foreign piece and it showed. In culinary terms it was the equivalent of a meal in a dismal "greasy spoon" café. He rushed at the Darfur issue with all the enthusiasm of a cub reporter - and made all the mistakes one would have expected from one.


Gill chose the easy option on Darfur, echoing sensationalist claims, stating for example that "there are rumours of war, of genocide, of ethnic cleansing". He moved on to assert that there is "ethnic cleansing and genocide", and then concluded that the Sudanese government is a "blatantly racist, genocidal regime". Gill's inept journalism was illustrated by his attempt to produce evidence for the "genocide". As proof of genocide and ethnic cleansing Gill pointed to the fact that in the refugee camps he visited "all the refugees are black: there are no Arabs here."


Here Gill makes his first mistake. One of the complexities of the Darfur conflict is that both "African" and "Arab" in Darfur are black. The London Observer newspaper - no friend of Khartoum - has reported, for example, that "[c]enturies of intermarriage has rendered the two groups physically indistinguishable". (1) Even "African" Darfurian anti- government figures such as Dr Eltigani Ateem Seisi contradict Gill's dangerously lazy racial shorthand. Speaking at a recent conference in Brussels he stated with reference to "Arabs" and "Africans" in Darfur that "we all look alike" and that one "can't tell from the features if he is Arab or African". He added that he, an "African", had a darker skin than many "Arabs". (2) Perhaps Gill was expecting "Arabs" to be Omar Shariff lookalikes. The discrepancy between simple Darfurian realities and the "reporting" and claims of people such as Gill exposes either poor reporting or reporting that has been purposefully skewed. Either is simply unacceptable: in Gill's case it is all too obvious that it is merely poor journalism.


Gill chose to make serious claims of genocide in Darfur. In so doing he ignored clear statements made by reputable sources challenging such assertions. He seems to have missed statements by the United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan (who was after all the first to voice concerns about the fighting in the region) that there is no genocide in Darfur. Neither had events, serious as they were, amounted to ethnic cleansing in Annan's judgement. (3) The American Secretary-of-State Colin Powell, at the end of his own visit to Darfur in June, stated that there was no comparison between events in Darfur and Rwanda ten years ago. Powell said that on examination of the "evidence that is available" events in Darfur do not "meet the tests of the definition of genocide". (4)


More important undoubtedly, are the observations of Médecins Sans Frontičres (Doctors without Borders or MSF) on the allegations of "genocide" in Darfur. This is for two reasons. Firstly they are the biggest aid agency in Darfur (and an agency with an excellent reputation), with camps and personnel at the heart of the crisis. And secondly, what little "front-line" colour there was in Gill's report came out of visits to MSF camps and facilities on the border. While visiting their camps, Gill seemingly neglected to ask MSF for their view of claims of genocide. 'The Financial Times', however, did show interest in MSF's views, reporting, for example, that "on his return from visiting MSF projects in Darfur", Mr Jean-Hervé Bradol, head of Médecins Sans Frontičres, "stated that the use of the term genocide was inappropriate". Mr Bradol stated: "Our teams have not seen evidence of the deliberate intention to kill people of a specific group." (5)


Mr Bradol's observations echoed those made in April 2004 by Dr Mercedes Taty, the deputy emergency director of Médecins Sans Frontičres. Dr Taty worked with 12 expatriate doctors and 300 Sudanese nationals in field hospitals set up in the towns of Mornay, El Genina and Zalinge in Darfur. Asked about claims of genocide, her answer was blunt: "I don't think that we should be using the word 'genocide' to describe this conflict. Not at all. This can be a semantic discussion, but nevertheless, there is no systematic target - targeting one ethnic group or another one. It doesn't mean either that the situation in Sudan isn't extremely serious by itself." Dr Taty also questioned the claims of "ethnic cleansing". (6) AA Gill would have come across these views had he done even a basic internet search. He opted however for easier, more sensationalist and less demanding story-lines.


Gill was equally strident in his claims that humanitarian access to Darfur is being blocked by the Khartoum authorities, claiming: "invariably the promised visas for observers and NGOs never materialise...There are 500 applications from humanitarian agencies alone gathering dust." This claim would come as a surprise to aid workers in Darfur.


Mr Jan Egeland, the United Nations Under-Secretary-General for Humanitarian Affairs (and a fierce critic of the government) stated in early July - a week before Gill's article - that he was surprised to see claims that aid was not reaching Darfur: "It is strange to see that there is still the notion in the world that nothing is happening and we're completely blocked from accessing Darfur. We are reaching some 800,000 people at the moment with some sort of assistance and food." (7) Gill may also have been interested that three weeks before his 'Sunday Times' magazine article, Mr Kevin Kennedy, the outgoing acting UN Humanitarian Coordinator for Sudan, stated that visas were generally being granted within 48 hours and that "people are experiencing very few visa difficulties". (8) Gill's claims are also somewhat dented by the United Nations announcement that two million children in Darfur have now been immunised against measles. (9) This was carried out by 2,000 health teams made up of World Health Organisation, UNICEF and other humanitarian workers. Perhaps Mr Gill could calculate how many visas would have been issued to facilitate this one project alone?


Mr Egeland, incidentally, also had something to say about the hackneyed claims of "ethnic cleansing" repeated by Gill, stating that the term "ethnic cleansing" did not fit events in Darfur: "I think we have more reports actually of a kind of scorched earth [policy] - and that nobody has taken over....It's complex, because some have said that it doesn't fit the legal definition of ethnic cleansing. The same tribes are represented both among those who are cleansed and those who are cleansing." (10)


AA Gill's gullibility would appear to know no bounds. He rounds off his lacklustre piece on Darfur by repeating a few more stale and discredited claims about Sudan. He states, for example, that Khartoum has "attempted to develop chemical and nuclear weapons". This will come as news to the International Atomic Energy Agency and the Organisation for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons. The Clinton Administration's farcical 1998 cruise missile attack on the al-Shifa aspirin factory in Khartoum and its subsequent inability to substantiate its claims (and Gill's) about Sudan and chemical weapons was painful and public. (11)


Quite where AA Gill got his information on Darfur from is unclear. Perhaps it was gathered over a comfortable lunch in a London restaurant. It certainly wasn't derived from front-line relief organisations such as Médecins Sans Frontičres or the United Nations. What is clear is that it was "sexed-up". Mr Gill should have spent less time posing for cover shots and more time researching the serious assertions he was making about Sudan. Those suffering in Darfur, along with reputation of the 'Sunday Times' and foreign affairs journalism in general, would be best served if Mr Gill perhaps confined his journalism to restaurant reviews and literary criticism.



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Postuar nga: Toplica On 24/07/2006 01:52

The Sunday Times ofendon Shqipėrinė dhe shqiptarėt

Dje (23 korrik 2006), gazeta prestigjioze britanike The Sunday Times, nė shtojcėn e saj “The Sunday Times magazine” publikoi njė fejton me titullin “The land that time forgot” qė ėshtė tejet ofenduese nė lidhje me shqiptarėt dhe Shqipėrinė. Sipas kėtij artikulli vajzat shqiptare duken dhe sillen sikur tė jenė bushtra tė gangsterėve kurse meshkujt shqiptarė janė tė shkurtė dhe kanė fytyrė qelbėsi dhe kėmbė tė shtrembra sikurse kuajt e vegjėl tė Shetland-it.

Ky shkrim u shkrua nga kolumnisti famėkeq dhe kontroversial britanik AA Gill i cili ėshtė i njohur pėr shkrime provokuese me ngjyrime raciste.

Nėse dikush dėshiron t’i gjejė tė gjitha stereotipet pėr shqiptarėt atėherė nuk duhet kėrkuar mė shumė, ky artikull i mbulon tė gjitha.

Sipas kėtij zotėriu nuk ka asgjė pozitive pėr shqiptarėt dhe Shqipėrinė. Ai thotė se Nėna Terezė, ėshtė e vetmja shqiptare e famshme, kurse tė gjithė tė tjerėt janė jo tė famshėm. Por edhe tė ‘vetmen’ shqiptare tė famshme, Nėnėn Terezė, ai e njollos duke sugjeruar se ajo ėshtė vrasėse, sepse e ka “pėrkushtuar veten qė t’i ndihmoj njerėzve tė vdesin”.

AA Gill, ky skocez dhelparak, keqpėrdorė edhe personat e rastit fotot e tė cilėve i ka pėrdorur pėr kėtė fejton, qė aspak nuk kanė dallim nga fotot e hulumtuese nazist tė cilėt shkonin nė vende ekzotike qė tė matnin kafkat e vendasve me qėllim qė tė provonin teoritė e tyre tė dominimit tė racės ariane. Nė njė foto, pozojnė tri vajza shqiptare tė cilave aspak nuk i shkon mendja se i huaji “qėllimmirė” do t’i quaj bushtra.

Mė poshtė mund tė lexoni listėn e ‘fakteve’ nxjerrė nga ky artikull nė lidhje me shqiptarėt, qė nuk janė asgjė tjetėr pėrpos raciste:

- shqiptarėt nuk dinė tė emėrojnė,
- Shqipėria ėshtė njė vend tragjikomik,
- ngjyrosja e banesave nė Tiranė nga Edi Rama ėshtė qesharake ashtu si ēdo gjė tjetėr shqiptare,
- historia shqiptare ėshtė e mjerė dhe qesharake,
- shumica e imigracionit shqiptar merren me gjėra ilegale,
- Shqipėria ėshtė qendra e seks-trafikut evropian,
- ****ja e armėve ilegale sipas kėtij artikulli gjithashtu bėhet nga shqiptarėt,
- shqiptarėt janė tė frikshėm, nuk janė tė mprehtė, ata nuk dinė tė fshehin kėrcėnimin apo tė kontrollojnė agresivitetin
- tė gjitha veturat (makinat, kerret) nė Shqipėri janė tė vjedhura,
- studentėt (rinia) shqiptare janė rinia e veshur mė sė keqi nė botėn perėndimore,
- vajzat shqiptare duken dhe sillen sikur tė jenė bushtra tė gangsterėve,
- meshkujt shqiptarė janė tė shkurtė dhe kanė fytyrė qelbėsi dhe kėmbė tė shtrembra sikurse kuajt e vegjėl tė Shetland-it,
- gjuha shqipe gjuhė e pėrshtatshme pėr kriminelė, ėshtė fonetikisht qesharake dhe patetike,
- shumica e tė ardhurave financiare shqiptare ka prapavi kriminale,
- industria e vetme nė Shqipėri ėshtė pastrimi i parave,
- Kanunin e Lekė Dukagjinit e quan doracak vrasėsi dhe ky ėshtė njė nga ‘arsyet’ se pse shqiptarėt janė aq tė mirė nė krim tė organizuar,
- shqiptarėt kanė ‘ēuditėrisht’ lėkurė tė bardhė,
- shqiptarėt nuk mbajnė orė dore sepse nuk i duhet tė jenė askund.

Nuk ėshtė hera e parė qė shkruhet aq keq pėr shqiptarėt, ka shumė media, sidomos nė internet qė kanė qėllime antishqiptare (sidomos anti-kosovare, nė kohėn kur Kosova por pritet tė pavarėsohet), por kjo nuk pritet nga njė gazetė e kalibrit tė ‘The Times’.

Adrian (AA) Gill ka ofenduar edhe kombe tjera si uelsianėt, gjermanėt etj dhe shkrimet e tija hyjnė nė tė ashtuquajturėn “gazetari provokative” ku kinse pėr hapje tė debateve lejohen provokimet, por zakonisht kėto provokime nuk janė hiq tjetėr pos komente ofenduese qė i drejtohen njė kombi, race apo grupimi politik.

Lexues tė nderuar - ėshtė koha qė tė veproni!

Mu nė kohėn kur Shqipėria po bėn hapa pozitiv drejt njė demokracie tė vėrtetė dhe njė integrimi tė mundshėm nė Evropė, nė kohėn kur Shqipėria dhe shqiptarėt u ri-zbuluan nga tė huajt, nė kohėn kur Shqipėria po bėhet njė destinacion turistik pėr turistė tė cilėt dėshirojnė diē tjetėr nga turizmi konvencional, nė kohėn kur Kosova ėshtė nė rrugė qė tė pavarėsohet ne duhet tė bėjmė ēmos qė tė mos na njolloset emri dhe nderi.

Ajo qė shqiptarėt, sidomos ata qė jetojnė nė Britani, duhet tė bėjnė ėshtė qė menjėherė t’i ankohen redaktorit tė The Sundays Times nė letters@sunday-times.co.uk, mandej nėse nuk ka pėrgjigje brenda njė jave ankesa duhet tė bėhet nė Press Complaints Commission tė Britanisė, http://www.pcc.org.uk/ e cila gjė mundet tė bėhet nėpėrmjet kėtij siti.

Ankesė duhet tė bėjė edhe Shqipėria nėpėrmjet ambasadorit tė saj nė Britani, Zt Kastriot Robo. Tash ėshtė momenti qė ambasada tė tregoj se mund tė bėjė atė pėr tė cilėn ekziston; mbrojtjen e interesave dhe dinjitetit shqiptar.

Ofendimet qė gazeta The Sunday Times i bėn ndaj shqiptarėve dhe Shqipėrisė hyjnė nė nė kategorinė 1. Accuracy dhe 12. Discrimination tė Kodit tė Punės sė Gazetarit kėshtu qė kėtė duhet pėrmendur sė bashku me arsyet e ankesės nė formėn elektronike qė duhet plotėsuar nė kėtė link: http://www.pcc.org.uk/complaints/form.html.

Lidhje:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2099-2271185_1,00.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._A._Gill

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tybe bonvaki keq me fol po pos do komenteve, qe ishin pak ma shum cinike se qi duhet me kon, nuk kish rrejt hiq ky autori. e as na mus te rrejna veten se gjehnet  me lula nuk osht nshipni (OK as nkosov). edhe bash kurgjo nuk lexova nqat shkrim qi se kom lexu ngazeta (o tshipnijes o tkosoves). besa kurgjo nuk kish shkru qa kom ni pej gojes  tvet tshiptarve. edhe plot pej qaytne seneve i shoh me syt e mi kur e vizitoj shipnijen. fort kom qef me kon shipnija zhvicerr a danimark, po nuk o. nuk o as e zhvillume sa maqedonija e mus tfoli ma larg. sna ka faj ky shkrimatri e as tajmsi jo. vet kena faje. ky veq na i kallxoj qysh jon senet e ky shipnijen nuk e ka pru dej nqat dekik.


eu qi um ka infektu UCyhi bre sdi qa i koft atijne



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Hahahahah, Kastriot, ishalla veq nuk bohna edhe une simpatizer i Dacit! Ama ma ki bo keq. Se rrafshile e the qysh kom desht me thone une, me cinizem t'teprum me krejt. Nuk kom as qa shtoj.

Madje, mu m'pelqeu ky artikull me ju tregu t'drejten. Nuk o qe u gezova qe o qu dikush e ka shkru per shqiptar pa pas kurfar meshire, tuj i qit senet qysh jon (demek keq) ama pat fore t'mira, qesharake edhe intelegjente. U bo tash, qa me bo?! Qudi qe nuk ka ndodh ma heret.

A para se me vazhdu me e shajt kit artikull, edhe eventualisht Kastriotin edhe mu, veq kqyrne listen qe e paska bo qiky besim gerguri, (dy poste para temit) edhe tregoni cilli prej qatyne "stereotipeve" nuk koka i bazum mire e rrast ne fakte. Madje, qajo liste, te une pat kunderefekt se veq um bindi qe AA Gill nuk paska rrejt kurgjo.

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Kastriot Fadilaj wrote:

tybe bonvaki keq me fol po pos do komenteve, qe ishin pak ma shum cinike se qi duhet me kon, nuk kish rrejt hiq ky autori. e as na mus te rrejna veten se gjehnet  me lula nuk osht nshipni (OK as nkosov). edhe bash kurgjo nuk lexova nqat shkrim qi se kom lexu ngazeta (o tshipnijes o tkosoves). besa kurgjo nuk kish shkru qa kom ni pej gojes  tvet tshiptarve. edhe plot pej qaytne seneve i shoh me syt e mi kur e vizitoj shipnijen. fort kom qef me kon shipnija zhvicerr a danimark, po nuk o. nuk o as e zhvillume sa maqedonija e mus tfoli ma larg. sna ka faj ky shkrimatri e as tajmsi jo. vet kena faje. ky veq na i kallxoj qysh jon senet e ky shipnijen nuk e ka pru dej nqat dekik.
eu qi um ka infektu UCyhi bre sdi qa i koft atijne





me kon qe se kish dit qe je ka lun pak koqe, tkisha thon shlir " kaarin ma hanksh, ti me gjith menimet tua" e mas shumti kur po thu -".. kur e vizitoj shqiperine.." me ner me thone o magar, po edhe kosovashqipni osht :)

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tybe bonvaki keq me fol po pos do komenteve, qe ishin pak ma shum cinike se qi duhet me kon, nuk kish rrejt hiq ky autori. e as na mus te rrejna veten se gjehnet  me lula nuk osht nshipni (OK as nkosov). edhe bash kurgjo nuk lexova nqat shkrim qi se kom lexu ngazeta (o tshipnijes o tkosoves). besa kurgjo nuk kish shkru qa kom ni pej gojes  tvet tshiptarve. edhe plot pej qaytne seneve i shoh me syt e mi kur e vizitoj shipnijen. fort kom qef me kon shipnija zhvicerr a danimark, po nuk o. nuk o as e zhvillume sa maqedonija e mus tfoli ma larg. sna ka faj ky shkrimatri e as tajmsi jo. vet kena faje. ky veq na i kallxoj qysh jon senet e ky shipnijen nuk e ka pru dej nqat dekik. eu qi um ka infektu UCyhi bre sdi qa i koft atijne



Historia shqiptare eshte e mjere dhe qesharake...
Shqiptaret jane te frigshem, nuk jane te mprehte...
Vajzat shqiptare jane bushtra
meshkujt shqiptare jane te shkurter me fytyre qelbesi...
Gjuha shqipe eshte e pershtatshme per kriminelet
Kanuni i Leke Dukagjinit, doracak vrasesi...


Kastro, mė ke dėshpėruar tėrėsisht me kėtė postimin tėnd. E kuptoj nevojėen
qė "tė hapėsh debat", tė krijosh "situatė" ku do tė shkėmbėjmė ide, mendime,
argumente, dhe si qasje mund ta arsyetoj deri diku, por tė vendosesh nė krah
tė kėsaj ksenofobie, urrejtje, racizmi tė nivelit Vlladan Gjorgjeviq, kjo nuk tė bėn hiē nder, dhe tė "nxjerr" tamam IDIOT.
Ti Kastro, me apo pa qėllim, thua se; "Historia shqiptare eshte e mjere dhe qesharake..."
A ėshtė kėshtu, Kastro?
A nuk ėshtė e pėrgjakshme, e dhembshme, e trembshme? A nuk ėshtė pėrpjekje e vazhdueshme pėr LIRI, MĖVETĖSI, IDENTITET? A nuk ėshtė BETEJĖ e pafund kundėr Perandorive e Perandorve (Roma, Bizanti, Osmanllinjtė, Shkiet?


Shqiptarėt janė tė frigshėm, nuk janė tė mprehtė... A jemi tė tillė Kastro? Nėse e pohon kėtė atėherė duhet ta thuash vetėm pėr vete (kurrsesi ta pėrgjithėsosh). Nėse je qyqar, je Vetė! Nėse je i rėndė kah kryet, je Vetė. Mos i fut tė gjithė nė kėtė kosh.


Meshkujt shqiptare jane te shkurter me fytyre qelbėsi...
A je i tillė Kastro?
Mund tė jesh, por mos merr tė drejtė t'i konsiderosh tė gjithė shqiptarėt kėsisoj, edhepse mund tė kesh dėshirė tė jesh MAGJORANCĖ (nė kėtė kontekst).


Kastro, unė kam parė shumė Skocez (burra me fustana-qija bre nanėn) dhe Anglez me fytyra si lėkura e regjur e dhijes, por kurrė nuk mund t'i jap tė drejtė vetvetės tė gjithė t'i quaj Fytyrė-qerosa.


Edhe po tė them, se s'po kam nerva me u marrė me kėtė idiotizmin tėnd, qė
Shqiptarėt janė shumė mė tė bukur se Anglezėt, skocezėt...



 



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me kon qe se kish dit qe je ka lun pak koqe, tkisha thon shlir " kaarin ma hanksh, ti me gjith menimet tua" e mas shumti kur po thu -".. kur e vizitoj shqiperine.." me ner me thone o magar, po edhe kosovashqipni osht :)

ti veq shprehu shlirshum delfinni. qesi heri boll serizosht e pata.

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Kastriot Fadilaj wrote: tybe bonvaki keq me fol po pos do komenteve, qe ishin pak ma shum cinike se qi duhet me kon, nuk kish rrejt hiq ky autori. e as na mus te rrejna veten se gjehnet  me lula nuk osht nshipni (OK as nkosov). edhe bash kurgjo nuk lexova nqat shkrim qi se kom lexu ngazeta (o tshipnijes o tkosoves). besa kurgjo nuk kish shkru qa kom ni pej gojes  tvet tshiptarve. edhe plot pej qaytne seneve i shoh me syt e mi kur e vizitoj shipnijen. fort kom qef me kon shipnija zhvicerr a danimark, po nuk o. nuk o as e zhvillume sa maqedonija e mus tfoli ma larg. sna ka faj ky shkrimatri e as tajmsi jo. vet kena faje. ky veq na i kallxoj qysh jon senet e ky shipnijen nuk e ka pru dej nqat dekik. eu qi um ka infektu UCyhi bre sdi qa i koft atijne Historia shqiptare eshte e mjere dhe qesharake...Shqiptaret jane te frigshem, nuk jane te mprehte...Vajzat shqiptare jane bushtrameshkujt shqiptare jane te shkurter me fytyre qelbesi...Gjuha shqipe eshte e pershtatshme per krimineletKanuni i Leke Dukagjinit, doracak vrasesi... Kastro, mė ke dėshpėruar tėrėsisht me kėtė postimin tėnd. E kuptoj nevojėenqė "tė hapėsh debat", tė krijosh "situatė" ku do tė shkėmbėjmė ide, mendime,argumente, dhe si qasje mund ta arsyetoj deri diku, por tė vendosesh nė krahtė kėsaj ksenofobie, urrejtje, racizmi tė nivelit Vlladan Gjorgjeviq, kjo nuk tė bėn hiē nder, dhe tė "nxjerr" tamam IDIOT. Ti Kastro, me apo pa qėllim, thua se; "Historia shqiptare eshte e mjere dhe qesharake..."A ėshtė kėshtu, Kastro?A nuk ėshtė e pėrgjakshme, e dhembshme, e trembshme? A nuk ėshtė pėrpjekje e vazhdueshme pėr LIRI, MĖVETĖSI, IDENTITET? A nuk ėshtė BETEJĖ e pafund kundėr Perandorive e Perandorve (Roma, Bizanti, Osmanllinjtė, Shkiet? Shqiptarėt janė tė frigshėm, nuk janė tė mprehtė... A jemi tė tillė Kastro? Nėse e pohon kėtė atėherė duhet ta thuash vetėm pėr vete (kurrsesi ta pėrgjithėsosh). Nėse je qyqar, je Vetė! Nėse je i rėndė kah kryet, je Vetė. Mos i fut tė gjithė nė kėtė kosh. Meshkujt shqiptare jane te shkurter me fytyre qelbėsi... A je i tillė Kastro?Mund tė jesh, por mos merr tė drejtė t'i konsiderosh tė gjithė shqiptarėt kėsisoj, edhepse mund tė kesh dėshirė tė jesh MAGJORANCĖ (nė kėtė kontekst). Kastro, unė kam parė shumė Skocez (burra me fustana-qija bre nanėn) dhe Anglez me fytyra si lėkura e regjur e dhijes, por kurrė nuk mund t'i jap tė drejtė vetvetės tė gjithė t'i quaj Fytyrė-qerosa. Edhe po tė them, se s'po kam nerva me u marrė me kėtė idiotizmin tėnd, qėShqiptarėt janė shumė mė tė bukur se Anglezėt, skocezėt...  



Edhe une i kacavjerrem mendimeve te armeqedonit ne lidhje me KaRstriotin edhe me ate skocezin qe e ka shkrujt at material per shqipot. Ju i permendet krejt sendet tjera, une po e permendi edhe aspektin e veshjes qe e kish mar n'goj Gilli, e qe per mendimin tem ne qytetet e urbanizume shqiptaret veshen njesoj me trendet bashkohore evropiane e botnore. Ka mujt ky Gilli me u bazu ne veshjen e qytetarve ne zonat e thella, me c'rast nuk eshte qe ata nuk din me ec ne hap me kohen por i ndalon varfnija. Sido qe te jete ato tesha te cilat shqiptaret i veshin jane me stilistike se sa fustanat e bashkombasve te ketij Gilli.


Ne kete aspekt, masi jemi tek kso reportazhe qe shkruhen e perpilohen shumehere pa baza kunder shqiptarve, une po ju tregoj edhe nje rast kur nje televizion skandinav vitin e kalum e beni nje reportazh nga Shqiperia, gjegjsisht Tirana. Merreni me mend, regjizori i qim kish zgjedh nje teknik ne radio (shqiptar) i cili merrke bari ashiqare, edhe ma keq kur tekniku i asaj radio i ftoj gazetaret ne kafe ne banesen e tij. Kur shkun ne banese, tiranasi e "pshtjelli nje" kur per nje moment i tha edhe nena e tina " Ma mbeshtjell edhe mua nje". Eeee be nenen! Tash gazetarve te huj qe e realizonion ate reportazh vec ju qel goja me lshu fjale pa kontroll, than se ne familjes shqiptare eshte normale me ngreh bari. Reportazhi pat vazhdu me nje darke ne nje familje ne zonat e thella ku gazetaret u ushqyen me pasul, i cili iu servua si ushqim tradicional. Ata masi hengren pasul, kishe i kapi barku..edhe ne mungese banjoje mbrenda ishin te shtrengum me shku ne WC jashte. Mbasi ishte nate, nuk kish as drita ne WC njeri nga gazetaret kishe i zhyti pantollat e veta me m*tin e vet. Masandej pasulin e cilsun me shije sikur njerse e cka jo. E zgata pak, por cka desha te them eshte se shkrime te tilla e reportazhe te tilla behen me skenar, jo qe ndodhin rastesisht. Tashi mbasi nuk kemi diplomaci te zhvillume neper bote, duhet me u kuq e mu inatos kur lexon shkrime e shikon reportazhe te tilla per te shtrejten shqiptari.


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Historia shqiptare eshte e mjere dhe qesharake...Shqiptaret jane te frigshem, nuk jane te mprehte...Vajzat shqiptare jane bushtrameshkujt shqiptare jane te shkurter me fytyre qelbesi...Gjuha shqipe eshte e pershtatshme per krimineletKanuni i Leke Dukagjinit, doracak vrasesi... Kastro, mė ke dėshpėruar tėrėsisht me kėtė postimin tėnd. E kuptoj nevojėenqė "tė hapėsh debat", tė krijosh "situatė" ku do tė shkėmbėjmė ide, mendime,argumente, dhe si qasje mund ta arsyetoj deri diku, por tė vendosesh nė krahtė kėsaj ksenofobie, urrejtje, racizmi tė nivelit Vlladan Gjorgjeviq, kjo nuk tė bėn hiē nder, dhe tė "nxjerr" tamam IDIOT. Ti Kastro, me apo pa qėllim, thua se; "Historia shqiptare eshte e mjere dhe qesharake..."A ėshtė kėshtu, Kastro?A nuk ėshtė e pėrgjakshme, e dhembshme, e trembshme? A nuk ėshtė pėrpjekje e vazhdueshme pėr LIRI, MĖVETĖSI, IDENTITET? A nuk ėshtė BETEJĖ e pafund kundėr Perandorive e Perandorve (Roma, Bizanti, Osmanllinjtė, Shkiet? Shqiptarėt janė tė frigshėm, nuk janė tė mprehtė... A jemi tė tillė Kastro? Nėse e pohon kėtė atėherė duhet ta thuash vetėm pėr vete (kurrsesi ta pėrgjithėsosh). Nėse je qyqar, je Vetė! Nėse je i rėndė kah kryet, je Vetė. Mos i fut tė gjithė nė kėtė kosh. Meshkujt shqiptare jane te shkurter me fytyre qelbėsi... A je i tillė Kastro?Mund tė jesh, por mos merr tė drejtė t'i konsiderosh tė gjithė shqiptarėt kėsisoj, edhepse mund tė kesh dėshirė tė jesh MAGJORANCĖ (nė kėtė kontekst). Kastro, unė kam parė shumė Skocez (burra me fustana-qija bre nanėn) dhe Anglez me fytyra si lėkura e regjur e dhijes, por kurrė nuk mund t'i jap tė drejtė vetvetės tė gjithė t'i quaj Fytyrė-qerosa. Edhe po tė them, se s'po kam nerva me u marrė me kėtė idiotizmin tėnd, qėShqiptarėt janė shumė mė tė bukur se Anglezėt, skocezėt...  


armagedon, nashta i ke mar qat listen e besim gergurit pa e lexu vet artikullin (ose si nrastim tem me ta lexu e perkthy dikush qe DIN anglisht, si frajeri i gjyshes teme psh).


rrafsh kurkun nqat artikull nuk thot qe femnat shiptare jan bushtra. origjinali "They play at being gangster bitches," perkthimi i frajerit tgjyshes tem: "ato luajn rrolin (mundohen te behen) si femrat (bitches ntoflemn e rrugve amerikane ju referohen femrave frajericave,dashnoreve ) e gangsterve.


rrafsh kurkun nat artikull nuk po shkrujka qe shipotaret jan ftyr qelbesira. orgj:"The Albanians are short and ferret-faced, with the unisex stumpy, slightly bowed legs of shetland ponies." piftt:"shypet jane te shkurter dhe fytyre mprehte si ferret (nje kafshe qe nuk po ja din emrin as frajeri i gjyshes teme por syretat i gjeni ne http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=ferret&sa=N&tab=wi)  me kembe te topolake dhe pakez te shtrembera". qetu duhna me komentu dushka vet: hala njeten teme skom pa shiptar a zog shiptari me kom tdrejta.


kurkun nkit artikull nuk shkrun per histori te mjere dhe qesharake. Vend qesharak po (Albania is funny. ) a nuk oi e vertet a? vedn tragjik po. e vetmja fjali ku i referohet histrois se shipnis eshte fjalia origj:"You really couldn’t make up Albania’s history." piftt:" veshtire ti biesh ne fije historise se shqiperise"


pergjuhen origj:"Albanian is one of those languages that have no known relative, just an extra half a dozen letters.
They say it’s impossible to learn after the age of two. They say it with very thick accents.
The fact that nobody else can speak it makes it a ready-made code for criminals,"


interpretim i piftt: "per gjuhen shqipe thote qe nuk ka te perafert dhe qe veshtire mesohet/pervehtesohet nga te huajt dhe ky fakt e e bene ate kod te gatshem per kriminelet"


kanuni i lek dukagjinit ka qen kod i shekullit 15. shum pjes te tija i jan kushtu punes se gjaqeve e qi gjuthqysh kan pas hise nvrasje. tash osht shekulli 21 e nkoftse na dojna me jetu me kode tshekullit 15 athere nuk ka faj ky tipi qe po na e shan kodin e para 6 shekujve po na (nejse ju) qi po e mroni.


e di e di e vert8a dhem, e nkoftse ju bon me u ni ma leht tuj um shae mu e kit skocezin. grahni burra. per qi ska rrejt ai kurgjo, ska rrejt


para do kohe, qiky kryeministri i tashum i shipnijes (Republikes se Shqiperise , kjo ke per delfinnin) salius berisas o qu publikisht ne nje takim e i ka kerku falje  perfaqesuesit te Molldavise qe disa ministra te regjimit tathershem shqipetare jan te lidhur me krimin e organizuar per trafikimin e qenjeve njerezore. pra kurgjo e msheft so qi shum do trafikime kapercejne asajde. nime kjo nuk o qesharake. kjo o tragjike dh per marre e per faqe tzez. e edhe me kanun tshekullit 15. ejo qe i nij tipa kah um folin me sy tentuziazmuem qeti nmidis tkosoves:"qiky tipi o fort i qim none, qyre qafr pasunije e ka bo krejt tuj **** tbardh ja i ka 20 femna punojn per to,..." qata shani, e qata i kan fajet se jo une e sidomos jo ky skocezi qe po na i qet tpalamwet qe ashtu e kshtu i kena dite nfus.


 


 



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Edhe une i kacavjerrem mendimeve te armeqedonit ne lidhje me KaRstriotin ...i



Tuj e marre parasysh qe e qita edhe nenshkrimin tem ne ato qa tha Kastri, qdo urim e pershendetje qe po ja boni atina, e marr si me ma bo edhe mu.

Po ja nisi prej ma t'funit e po shkoj perpjet (ose te poshte, nese e kqyrim kualitetin e shkrimeve). O Albert, o ti njeri qe i thu armagedonit, armaqedon, pra njeri qe nuk din me lexu: a po ta merr menja qe je bash ma i thirruni me e mbrojte tezen qe shqiptart on te mprefte??? Edhe po, osht ma se e vertete qe shumica e femnave te rejja shqiptare, pak ma shume se krejt ballkani, veshen si me kone kurva!!! N'te dy ant e kufirit, me dallim qe te na n'kosove ka ma shume femna qe dijin me u vesh edhe me shije. Nese dikush o sill knejpari e nuk e ka verejte ato, ja osht qorr, ja nuk pe dika qysh veshen kurvat.

A Delfinit edhe ArmaQedonit ju kisha lut qe mos me u gut e me hi me fol pak ma emocione e ma shume me fol drejt. Shqiptart nuk jon as t'meqem e as t'bukur. Nuk mujin edhe me qene se per me qene i menqem (ose me e majt veten e me qene i bukur) t'vyn ni standard bajagi ma i nalte se qe na e kena pas. E ktu po lidhem te historia, e cilla OSHT e mjere, 100% e pranojke ky autori qe nuk osht faji i jone edhe shume m'pelqeu qe e pershkruvi qysh neper histori gjith kena qene ne anen e keqe te fatit edhe te rrethum me armiq.

Normal, ka pas aty sene qe asnjonit prej neve si shqiptar nuk na kan pelqy, ama nuk po du me hi tash me analizu fjal per fjale dy faqe tekst. N'pergjethsi ke real, tjeter sen qe tipi o mundu me qene kontraverz edhe qesharak


-- Edited by Under Construction at 15:11, 2006-07-24

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kastrijot edhe uc un e di qe ju inati vetit sja keni e e di qe kini qef me pa mir ner shiptar e jo keq.

po artikullit ne fjal ju keni qas pak si shtremt. Nashta osht kjo se ju po keni qef me lu koqe pak me ndjenjat e shqiptarve te kti forumi.
Artikullit ne asni menyr smunesh me i thon i sakt , tipi i ka theksu dobsit e shqiptarve, qe kerkush spo thot qe nuk egzistojn po ky i ka gjeneralizu , e tu e dit se ky artikull i drejtohet ni publiku te huj, ather ashiqare osht OFENDIM I SHKALLES 1 ndaj kombit Shqiptar.

E ne rastin kur dikush po e shan ashiqare kombin , pjes e te cilit jeni edhe ju, e ju po thuni, po mire na boni, nese nuk keni kta ironikisht ather dicka serioze nuk osht ne rregull me juve .


boll fola per ju dyve ..

artikulli po dihet qe u shkru me tendenz, ky tipi po dihet qe kto fore i ka perdor edhe ma heret, per neve shiptarve duhet me sherby si ni piknisje per vetkritik, ama na duhet me reagu me kunderargumente ndaj ktyne ofendimeve publike .
Se nuk osht e vertet qe veq kto qe i ka permen ky tipi e karakterizojn Shqiptarin.

Nashta more ky na ka ngacmu me qellim , qe na me u qu pi gjumi me reau e me kallxu qe jem dikun.. ku me dit, se shiptart pa i sha me familje , nuk lujn veni. :)))

kosova republik :)hė hė hė

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Anonymous wrote: Edhe une i kacavjerrem mendimeve te armeqedonit ne lidhje me KaRstriotin ...i Tuj e marre parasysh qe e qita edhe nenshkrimin tem ne ato qa tha Kastri, qdo urim e pershendetje qe po ja boni atina, e marr si me ma bo edhe mu. Po ja nisi prej ma t'funit e po shkoj perpjet (ose te poshte, nese e kqyrim kualitetin e shkrimeve). O Albert, o ti njeri qe i thu armagedonit, armaqedon, pra njeri qe nuk din me lexu: a po ta merr menja qe je bash ma i thirruni me e mbrojte tezen qe shqiptart on te mprefte??? Edhe po, osht ma se e vertete qe shumica e femnave te rejja shqiptare, pak ma shume se krejt ballkani, veshen si me kone kurva!!! N'te dy ant e kufirit, me dallim qe te na n'kosove ka ma shume femna qe dijin me u vesh edhe me shije. Nese dikush o sill knejpari e nuk e ka verejte ato, ja osht qorr, ja nuk pe dika qysh veshen kurvat.


O ti Under Construction, o njeri, perderisa ti je tu u perpunu nuk eshte dicka e madhe qe qohesh ne mbrojtje te nje publicisti i cili fol zi e terr per shqiptar. Mos u trego realist tuj e tregu budallakin qe e ki. Shume prej flliqnive qe Gilli i ka permend ne ate material figurojne ne krejt Ballkanin, pse kur po zbulohen kto sende po duhet me ja nis prej shqiptarve.


E kishe "mar ne goje" edhe faktin se si veshen femrat, si kurva..e cka jo, o i marrum, po  nuk eshte veshja qe e tregon personalitetin e dikuj. Vec sipas trunit ton molekul cdo femer qe vesh fustan te shkurt koka kurv, edhe tash 20 kurva me u vesh me fustana te shkurt koka krejt kombi i tyne 10 milionsh kurva. Pastaj ai thot se per cudi shqiptaret e kan ngjyren e bardhe. Cfar fshehet pas ksaj metafore te flliqun, se ngjyra jone e bardhe nuk na shkon me kulturen qe kemi??!


Under Construction, ti qe mer mbi veti barren qe i ngarkohet Karstriotit, po i drejtohna atij, cka vlen edhe per ty: Po dyshoj se keni shkru me kame. Por tash ti zbuloma e keni shkrujt me kamb te mrama e me kam te para?



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Under Construction wrote: Anonymous wrote: Edhe une i kacavjerrem mendimeve te armeqedonit ne lidhje me KaRstriotin ...i Tuj e marre parasysh qe e qita edhe nenshkrimin tem ne ato qa tha Kastri, qdo urim e pershendetje qe po ja boni atina, e marr si me ma bo edhe mu. Po ja nisi prej ma t'funit e po shkoj perpjet (ose te poshte, nese e kqyrim kualitetin e shkrimeve). O Albert, o ti njeri qe i thu armagedonit, armaqedon, pra njeri qe nuk din me lexu: a po ta merr menja qe je bash ma i thirruni me e mbrojte tezen qe shqiptart on te mprefte??? Edhe po, osht ma se e vertete qe shumica e femnave te rejja shqiptare, pak ma shume se krejt ballkani, veshen si me kone kurva!!! N'te dy ant e kufirit, me dallim qe te na n'kosove ka ma shume femna qe dijin me u vesh edhe me shije. Nese dikush o sill knejpari e nuk e ka verejte ato, ja osht qorr, ja nuk pe dika qysh veshen kurvat. O ti Under Construction, o njeri, perderisa ti je tu u perpunu nuk eshte dicka e madhe qe qohesh ne mbrojtje te nje publicisti i cili fol zi e terr per shqiptar. Mos u trego realist tuj e tregu budallakin qe e ki. Shume prej flliqnive qe Gilli i ka permend ne ate material figurojne ne krejt Ballkanin, pse kur po zbulohen kto sende po duhet me ja nis prej shqiptarve. E kishe "mar ne goje" edhe faktin se si veshen femrat, si kurva..e cka jo, o i marrum, po  nuk eshte veshja qe e tregon personalitetin e dikuj. Vec sipas trunit ton molekul cdo femer qe vesh fustan te shkurt koka kurv, edhe tash 20 kurva me u vesh me fustana te shkurt koka krejt kombi i tyne 10 milionsh kurva. Pastaj ai thot se per cudi shqiptaret e kan ngjyren e bardhe. Cfar fshehet pas ksaj metafore te flliqun, se ngjyra jone e bardhe nuk na shkon me kulturen qe kemi??! Under Construction, ti qe mer mbi veti barren qe i ngarkohet Karstriotit, po i drejtohna atij, cka vlen edhe per ty: Po dyshoj se keni shkru me kame. Por tash ti zbuloma e keni shkrujt me kamb te mrama e me kam te para?


Nuk u shkrujta te ky material, Alberti jom



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.. Nuk u shkrujta te ky material, Alberti jom

kofsh me ymer. masi vete une per veti kum shkru me komt e para. a flen ma rahat tash?

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O ti Under Construction, o njeri, perderisa ti je tu u perpunu nuk eshte dicka e madhe qe qohesh ne mbrojtje te nje publicisti i cili fol zi e terr per shqiptar. Mos u trego realist tuj e tregu budallakin qe e ki. Shume prej flliqnive qe Gilli i ka permend ne ate material figurojne ne krejt Ballkanin, pse kur po zbulohen kto sende po duhet me ja nis prej shqiptarve.
E kishe "mar ne goje" edhe faktin se si veshen femrat, si kurva..e cka jo, o i marrum, po  nuk eshte veshja qe e tregon personalitetin e dikuj. Vec sipas trunit ton molekul cdo femer qe vesh fustan te shkurt koka kurv, edhe tash 20 kurva me u vesh me fustana te shkurt koka krejt kombi i tyne 10 milionsh kurva. Pastaj ai thot se per cudi shqiptaret e kan ngjyren e bardhe. Cfar fshehet pas ksaj metafore te flliqun, se ngjyra jone e bardhe nuk na shkon me kulturen qe kemi??!
Under Construction, ti qe mer mbi veti barren qe i ngarkohet Karstriotit, po i drejtohna atij, cka vlen edhe per ty: Po dyshoj se keni shkru me kame. Por tash ti zbuloma e keni shkrujt me kamb te mrama e me kam te para?



S'ki nevoje me ofendu e me fol gjithqka per me m'bind. Ma mire fol meqem najsen! Maspari, une ta spjegova boll mire pse po e "marr barren" e Kastriotit - qe nuk e ki marr vesh ti, veq qa e verteton se paku njenin prej pohimeve te AA Gill. Po ti as me lexu po get nuk po dishe se une thash "veshen SI ME KONE kurva" pra kjo ma kjarte nuk ka qysh shkruhet per me tregu qa une NUK thom qe JONE kurva. E qe nuk e ki kuptu aspak artikullin po tregon fakti qe pe komenton qato qe e ka shkru qe o befasu qe shqiptart e kan ngjyren e bardhe!!!

Nese don me e pa qysh folet e shkruhet, kqyre Delfinin, (a ty Delfin veq po ha pak buke e te pergjegjna).

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Eu, eu, eu....


Nuk po di mo se ēka me mendu. Me duket se nuk duhemi me hup energji me e bind njeni tjetrin per nje realitet i cili eshte qfare eshte. Ne e shohim veten ne nje menyre, te tjeret na shohin ndryshe. Nuk eshte me rendesi se si na pershkruan nje i huaj. Eshte me rendesi se si ne e paraqesim veten me vepra.


E fatkeqesisht, shembujt e politikaneve tone sot jane katastrofe: ne nje vend ku shumica e popullit eshte tu dek unit, mu qu me ble kerre te 150000 eurove, eshte marria me e madhe. 70% te buxhetit te Kosoves sot perdoren per me ble energji e me i furnizu ata qe kryesisht nuk paguajne e mos te hyjme me thell.


Sot jemi ne nje faze te perfitimit personal. Nuk jane te interesuar me e ngrite vendin po vetin. E perderisa na rrijme e durojme pa e qel gojen (si ne shumicen e rasteve), mire na bojne.


Per te huajt qe punojne e jetojne ne Kosove (pa asnje lloj participimi ne zhvillimin e shoqerise tone me pagese te taksave per shembull), asgje me mire. E kane planifiku zgjidhjen e problemit te statusit para se me e vendos rezoluten 1244 (kam perkthy per shume politikane qe kane ardhe ne Pariz per negociata disa vite me pare: Mahmut Bakallin, Fehmi Aganin, etj e edhe per negociatat e Rambouillet-se). Krejt qka po ndodh sot eshte e parapare e ne ende mendojme se mundemi me inicu diēka te re. Ska shans, fatkeqesisht. Duhet te kryhet faza e perfitimit personal (thjeshte, me prit deri sa te ngihen njerezit me pare) per me mujt me kalu ne diēka te re.


Nejse, kah hina e kah dola po pata nevoje me u qel pak..........



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Nese i mbyll syt, krejt terr ka me tu bo!
I lexova do postime ka dy here dhe tu mendu vet me veti shkova edhe te pasqyrja i kqyra kembet, a i kam te shtremta. I kqyra edhe do kolegė dhe kogja te gjatė dhe kembet jo bre te shtremta. Une 185 cm i kam dhe jam njifar mesatare Evropiane. dhe me ka kall me nji vend, qe shqiptaret nuk mbajne ore se nuk jan askund - hahahahah. Qetu ma ka qellu, se as nuk mbaj ore dhe nuk jam askund.
Per Lek Dukagjinin kurr nuk kam pas mendim te mire, e sidomos kur e di faktin qe o libri ma i ****un ne librarit dhe njerzit dojn me na kthy ne shekullin e XV dhe dojin me e shti kodin e tine edhe ne ligj te Kosoves.
Ēka pat tjeter: A po, jam shum i bardh dhe nuk kam pigment. Me qi nanen nuk muj me u nxi, vetem kuqna ne diell dhe me bien lekura dhe mandej apet kuqna, kurqysh mu nxi.
Per femra si kurva: Edhe nanen e kam femer, plus shqiptare.
Shumica e tė ardhurave financiare shqiptare ka prapavi kriminale: 50 vjet buk nuk paten me hanger dhe menjihere fituan shume para, pa pas as nji fabrike - pak e quditshme. Ne momentin e kuptimit qe me "bari" mundet te pasurohesh, ata po nisin mu pasuru.
Une mundohna me qen real dhe ne momentin kur e di qe vetem ne regjionin e Shkodres 2000 femi nuk shkojn ne shkoll, pasi qe nuk guxojn me dal jasht oborrit se po i vran najkush. Ēka me mendu njeri cili vjen prej nji bote krejt tjeter, kur e merr vesh kete. Ki me ja nis me i tregu qysh o Nena Tereze shqiptare dhe e ka fitu qmimin Nobel a?
Lidhje me ftyra shqiptare - nuk po shkruaj kurgjo, se del qe une jam bukurosh, e nuk jam. Femren e kam bo, pasi qe kam pas pare - dashnija erdh ma vone.
Duhet me shku, e kam mujt qetash liber me shkrujt, se m`"erdh".
Sonte nese gjej kohe.

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ooo xenin, po a jeni ka lexoni a veq pi ja trusni, nuk ka thone tipi qi shiptarkat jan kurva jo. me pas than edhe mu um kish jet hatri natyrisht (qysh e vrejti delfinni boll mir).


nuk jam kah provoj me ju ****e kurgjo bre , po as me ble pej jush, qa mu keni tek me um **** patriotizem pra. shipnija fatkeqsisht osht vendi ma i mrapametun ekonomikisht nrajon, e fort foooort larg evropes, e ku lulzon krimi (sun pi thom i organizum se as qaty ska organizim). skom qef po qashtu osht edhe per kit pun  na kan terhjek vrejtjen shum organizma botnor edhe qeveri perendimore. bone ti hesap kur edhe italjanve ju ka ra hise mu aku nneve si kishe kriminela.


artikulli osht tendencioz po nto ka shume pak (ose hiq) tpa verteta. po djeg e pom dhem po sum ka faj gilli qi e ka shkru po aj muti qi e shet grun e qiken e vete ngjermunije.



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A e dini kojken e Ise Boletinit? ato bre qe thote pak a shume qishtut:


Isa Boletini ktu ka ardh.... n'Londer medemek me ju kallxue punt e kufijve - dipllomaci hesapi
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edhe dikun kah funi qekjo kong kallxon per Ise boletinin me dy alltija tcilin smujten me qarmatose.
nejse njonen ja murren, edhe dikun kah funi i kuvenimit kur lordit anglez tcilit i hini nhater Isa e deshti  me i kallxu qe osht pak ma i fort se ai e ISES i duhet ndihma e tina e jo Lordit ndihma e Ises i tha qe o ti njeri kurrkush ska mujt me tqarmatos e ktu te une u qarmatose po shuj e ngo knena se du me tnimue e me tkallxue qysh duhet me ja bo me shkije, Ises i kcej kanari e i tha jo o ti jarani i pites se qe une ku e kam alltine tjeter e ta mushi barkin barut, ho, kqyre niher, ho.


qka dreqin e kallxova ktohen se, nesje per dreq mu pshtjellav Isa ntregimin tem, veq spat qare pa hi se meniher mas qasaj trimnie u desht me ardh n'Kosov e mu mshef naper shpella e mu vra e mos me ju dit as vorri ni kohe t'gate. per trimnine e tina edhe tjerve si ai qe po gjallnojne edhe nditet e sotit qdo respekt, qaq kan dit qaq edhe sot dijne. Qekaq po di edhe une sa po shkruj, veq edhe niher po ju kallxoj qyrne bre vlla qa po folni e shkruni se ateher motiiiiiii shypet skan dit dipllomaci me bo, hoo.



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Delfin (e qebesa edhe ju plot do tjere), po thu qe duhet me kon diqka seriozisht jo-ne-rregull me neve nese po thojim qe mire e ka ai qe po na shan kombin! Hajt t'lutna athere tregoma mendimin tond per diqka: a ma mire me thone qe krejt o super, na jemi ma te mirte n'bote, popull i lashte ilir me tradita, i drejte dhe bujar, etj... a me u ndal e me e shiqu realisht ku jemi t'kqi, qka nuk jemi tuj bo mire, me i nenvizu qato sene edhe me ja fillu me i permirsu???

Une prap po e perseris, nuk kom qef me ma sha kombin, ama nuk don me thone ajo qe edhe vet nuk kom qef me sha!!! E qe edhe disa veti te kqija te shqiptarve qe ky AA Gill as qe i ka verejte: Mungesa e tolerances, edhe ngutshmeria! Shumica qitu, as qe e keni lexu deri n'fund artikullin se nuk jeni msu kurre n'kritika, thjesht te na tradicionalisht nuk i thojim t'kqijat njeni tjetrit, e kur ja thojim ose ma mire me thone SE kur ja thojim kercet fesati. Me u ndal, me e lexu me vemendje, e sheh qe nuk osht qe nuk ka shfaq autori pak simpati per do sene te shqiptart edhe qe non stop o mundu si me i arsyetu pse jemi qishtu. Ne do sende noshta e ka tepru, ama artikulli ke informativ, ke qesharak, edhe prap pe perseris qa tha Kastri - gati 100% ke i sakte. E qishtu tuj u ngut prej nervoze, po mendoni qe ai direkt per secilin pi neve, veq e veq, me emen e mbiemen e ka mendu, si Xena qe o nal e e ka mat gjatsine edhe shtrembesine e komve!!! Badihava e kqyri une veten, ose ti veten, ose me u bo na qitu, krejt 56 antare t'forumit sa jena, garant asnjoni nuk vozit kerr te vjedhun edhe nuk o marr kurre me ster****je t'droges per shembull, ama shko n'Shqipni, kqyrju "Benzat" atyne e provo me marr vesh pak qysh e me qfar pare jon t'blem. Pa t'keqen tone ktu n'Kosove, ama per ata ke llafi.

A tevelizori mire e tregoi "dipllomacine" e Ise Boletinit, kur n'Konferencen e Londres (qysh e di une) ja ka ngjit per fyti e e ka qu pezull anglezin se ju ka dok qe po i bertet ky. Ka harru tipi qe o shku me i lut me u bashku Kosova me Shqiperi. Sidoqofte, "suksesi" i ati misioni o kon i hatashem, qe gati 100 vjet prej asaj pune edhe nuk po mun e fitojim pavarsine e plote. E tash, kqyrni n'mujshi edhe ju me organizu far demonstrate para British Office-it per kit artikull, edhe naj koktej mollotovi gjune anejna, e hini n'histori. Jo-qesharake ksaj here.

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une qendroj pas kesaj lart

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spo du bre hiq me ju lexu


hiq


e lexova besimin edhe armagedonin.


besit kom me ja qu ni mali ne besgerguri@yahoo.co.uk
edhe me ju falenderu per mundin qe e ka ba me ju pergjigje nje njeriu kaq te ulet.


Jom ndi thelle e ofendume prej ketij artikulli, po ky tipi nuk kish faj se ish shok i xhoan kolinsit dhe vleresues i restoraneve qa me prit prej tina. si me ardh neve visar ramadani me na kallxu qka osht Qatari.


krejt muj me ja bo hallal po me me thon mu , nones teme e qikave te mija bushtra, me e pas ngat syt me thoj ja kisha nxjer. e mi thon Nanes Tereze qe ju ka ndihmu njerzve me vdeke metevertet eshte cinizem i pashoq.


Ti UC pate aludu ni her qe demek te njofim, po me e dite ti qe e dijna kush je , kur nuk kishe mujt me fole qato qa po i thu.


edhe duhna me e pranu qe me pate shti me mendu.


po masi i the keto qe i the, une vetem po e lus zotin ishalla nuk e mar kurr vesh se kush je.



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Une kthehna vetem kur me thirin, si pershembull Xenaaaaa, ose me thir dikush me emer. Nuk kthehna me bo me thir dikush Omer, a Ragip.
Na po get jena kthy ketu, se na kan thir me emer.
Na plus jena rencana. Ajo plaka ne Gjermani, qe i ****ke keret, nuk po egzistojke.
Jam krenar qe jam shqiptar me emer dhe mbiemer dhe nuk gjindem ne artikullin e Sunday Times-it, po e pash veten ne artikullin e Under Construction ku thot: garant asnjoni nuk vozit kerr te vjedhun edhe nuk o marr kurre me stershi!tje t'droges



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Tė vetmėn mėnyrė ta neutralizoj pak vrerin e pashė tė vargoj disa rreshta tė ashpėr (me gjuhėn e kriminelve). Mos i vlerėsoni ju lutem, sepse kur flet mllefi, Muzat heshten!


 


Antipoezi


Shkrepi dielli pėr njė ditė
U ēkep gazeta shesh mė shesh
Njėfar skocezi hermafrodit
Shqipėrisė i jep flakaresh!


Xhuxha thotė janė shqiptarėt,
me gjuhė tė ashpėr e komike,
tė tillė u ishin dhe tė parėt
Ilirėt e kohėrave Antike.


Bushtra bija, nėna, gjyshe
frikacakė njerėz tė tmerruar
ndriēojnė natėn me dritė pishe
hajdutė tė rryer e t'shėmtuar.


E mbret i tyre si Mister Bini
kinse Zogu s'ishte frajer
se kah doli e kah hyri
ky Skocez i ēimė, peder.


Foli, shkroi e volli vrer
njėfar Skocezi me emrin Gill
me gjuhė shkau si atėherė
Gjorgjeviqi ai krokodil.


Po harroi ky tip pa shkollė
dhe t'ia futi pa asnjė prove
Se Durrėsi kur ishte metropolė
Londra ish pazar i gjove
!


Harroi Bajronin e nderuar
dhe mahnitjen e poetit
qė gjuhėn shqipe e kish cilėsuar
si flladin e ėmbėl tė valve t'detit.


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Se Durrėsi kur ishte metropolėLondra ish pazar i gjove!
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Viteve '90, a ju kujtohet kur thojshin non-stop shkijet "Kakva Evropa, mi smo već Evropa? Dok smo mi jeli viljuŠkom i nožem velike evropske zemlje hranile su se rukama" (per ata qe nuk dijin, kishe kur kan honger me dur evropiant, shkijet paskan honger me pirun).

Po nejse, se qaty ni femen (apo mashkull) i anonimt ish prek bajagi si shume prej artikullit te keti Skocezi, e edhe ma shume po get prej qka kom thone une! Maspari ky as nones tone, as nones tem, as qikave tuja nuk ju tha bushtra! Problemi jot osht qe nuk e ki kuptu edhe une me borxh nuk ta kom me spjegu se bovakia edhe je qu si keq qat dite, e ki dasht me e (keq)kuptu qashtu. Masdyti, nime qitash pe shoh qe ka gabu shume ky AA Gill kur ju kena dok pak te mbrapambetun edhe t'vrazhde!!! Qyre nihere, qfar njeri ky, si me kon na asi qe ju nxjerrim njerezve syte me thoj
me e pas ngat syt me thoj ja kisha nxjer

oops, paske thone qashtu

E sa per me e dit kush jom une qe po thu qe ma boni kshtu-ashtu. Qe pe nxojim qe pernime ma boni, me e dite, edhe qe une po tuuuuutna,... po ksishne, a bon veq me me tregu kush jeni "ju" edhe cilla pjese t'dhimti ma s'shumti??? Se une me sa e pash, sot hala kerkon nuk e shava qysh di, kshtu qe u qudita!!!

Edhe ni sen: fakt osht qe Nana Tereze e ka pas ni pjese te madhe te punes saj, me u perkujdes per njerez qe kan vujte prej smundjeve te pasherueshme, pra ju ka ndihmu tuj vdeke!!! Pse tu duk cinike qekjo???

(BTW, ne 1997, e kom pas lexu me ni magazin qesi te shtrenjte qe lexojin pasanikat ne New York, far Vanity Fair a nuk e di cilli, e shajke njeri Nanen Tereze per metoda qe i ka perdor me nxjerr fonde, edhe i ka pas thone albanian midget, dmtj shkurtabiqe shqipetare - QAJO o kon shamje)

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UC qajo nalt kesh UNE qysh pe din ti shum mire , se masi po me njef nuk duhna me te spjegu


edhe tipi ( masi ki lexu qasi far gazatash duhesh me e dite anglishten ma mire) nuk tha ju ka ndihmu ty dek , po JU KA NDIHMU ME DEKE edhe tipit edhe une i preferoj :would be best served if Mr Gill perhaps confined his journalism to restaurant reviews and literary criticism.



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edhe po, tash po


pe ndroj avatarin


 



-- Edited by intelektualja at 23:31, 2006-07-24

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une qendroj pas kesaj lart


hahahhah, Lale nuk e di qysh o dal te ti, po te une o dal posti jem lart, e une mendova qe ti "qendron" pas asaj qe po thom une, hahahha. Ti e paske pas shkru ato posht ama diqka o dal dallash.

Nejse, une hala mendoj qashtu si ma heret.





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edhe une mendoj si ma lart hahahah


po nuk e di pse edhe sparcliti po lun .... me neve nejse


une nime jom bitch, po ne aspekt pozitiv bre


10 minuta kesh ne Tirane e aj pisi me paska venerue(qe kish thon money)


hahah



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Tė vetmėn mėnyrė ta neutralizoj pak vrerin e pashė tė vargoj disa rreshta tė ashpėr (me gjuhėn e kriminelve). Mos i vlerėsoni ju lutem, sepse kur flet mllefi, Muzat heshten!   Antipoezi Shkrepi dielli pėr njė ditėU ēkep gazeta shesh mė sheshNjėfar skocezi hermafroditShqipėrisė i jep flakaresh! Xhuxha thotė janė shqiptarėt,me gjuhė tė ashpėr e komike,tė tillė u ishin dhe tė parėtIlirėt e kohėrave Antike. Bushtra bija, nėna, gjyshefrikacakė njerėz tė tmerruarndriēojnė natėn me dritė pishehajdutė tė rryer e t'shėmtuar. E mbret i tyre si Mister Binikinse Zogu s'ishte frajerse kah doli e kah hyriky Skocez i ēimė, peder. Foli, shkroi e volli vrernjėfar Skocezi me emrin Gillme gjuhė shkau si atėherėGjorgjeviqi ai krokodil. Po harroi ky tip pa shkollėdhe t'ia futi pa asnjė proveSe Durrėsi kur ishte metropolėLondra ish pazar i gjove! Harroi Bajronin e nderuardhe mahnitjen e poetitqė gjuhėn shqipe e kish cilėsuarsi flladin e ėmbėl tė valve t'detit. .........................................................    



pe vazhdoj edhe une pak ne forme poezie


 


Shih UCyhin sa realist


Se pacifisti me pacifist


Na thot neve se s'shohim me sy


Si dhe ku eshte kjo shqiptari


 


Fjalet e Gillit i mer pa marre


Supozime & rrena pa fakte


Hyn ne teme e s'din ku del


Mbron idene se jemi gabel


 


Gilli thot s'kem njerz t'famshem


Jemi te drojtun e te marrshem


Per trimni na nxjerr hiqa


Kembedredhur e shkurtabiqa


 


Nene Terezen keq na e fyen


Ne kurveri vajzat i perlyen


Gilli n'Londer shkrun tu hanger pule


UCyhi ne forum i jep vule


 


Alberti


 



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Kadale bre burra mos u nxeni per nje fjale goje




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Tipi e ka meritu mi ja rras. Krejt reklam per shiptar ka bo. Se me pas thon najsen mir po kujtoni qi i kish besu dikush a? as qi e kishin botu ngazet.


Qishtu ka shkru kishe si nhajgare e njerzija e anglis tuj kon pak ma tlexushem se do tkatuneve qitupari kan mi kuptu qi nuk esht bash qashtu qysh po thot skocezi ose qi bash esht e knuderta. Ska nevoj mi ju kallxu hiq ma shum.


Normal, kta tambasadav edhe takademive qi marrin rrog per at pune duhet mu qu mi hanger pak mut, mi shajt mu anku e qesi sene po jo edhe mi tepru.


Normal kta qi sdin mi shkru dhe mu anku duhet mi ndermar dishka tjeter. Duhet mi zon psh mi ja bo at pun, mandej mi dhon mi pi bari, mi dhunu naj femen e jona, mi shkel me mercedes edhe ma nfun mi kajt edhe mu lut nkish per shpirtin tina gjon e perzgati. E tafermve mi ju dhon ka ni kanun literatur belesh.


 O kit skocez duhet mi shperbly per kit reklam pa pare qi o kah naj bon.



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edhe une mendoj si ma lart hahahah po nuk e di pse edhe sparcliti po lun .... me neve nejse une nime jom bitch, po ne aspekt pozitiv bre 10 minuta kesh ne Tirane e aj pisi me paska venerue(qe kish thon money) hahah


mir bre intelektuale hajt perkthema qysh pi bjen qekjo qi krejt motrat e nonat e grate e bijat tona jan bushtra "They play at being gangster bitches," plus qi o kon tuj shkru nkontekst tveshjes e dukjes/pamjes fizike.


sa per kshtu mas pari duhni me ja nis me ju nxjerr syt tingullit 3, kaos, dj bluntit me shoqni e krejt reperave shiptar.



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ej o njerz tash e lexova ai tipi qe ka shkrue at artikull GILI apo si e thrasin koka si ky GILI yn qe knon , po shnosh bre njerz tash disa sene smujm me i mshef BARI qe shesin ata te shypnise e Kosove mir ja bejn edhe e kam njet me u ankue se ka SYROSI i Greqis i kish dal malli shum i dobet duhet me pas kujdes mos me i hup mushterit e tash per SHYPNI sa e di ska asknzud INDUSTRI tmadhe (as tvocer) po TIRANA po ndertohet sa po munet e cka RAKI ju ankoheni BARI po cka mendoni ju se LEKT kryjn pun jo jo nese mendoni se kan meshir koj**** tone skokit kerkah po TUFjani atyre se vetem me AMERIKE me EURO mundemi me ec perpara

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njerz bre VETERINARI bre a nPUSHIM paska EC !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mos u perzi me gjojen?

Take ishte!

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xenin me fal qe po te boj pytje private ne forum publik, po a mos te kan qite bre prej pune qe po "visit" ketu?


a ndashta po ndihesh qe te ka dale forumi prej dore.


qyyyyyyyyyy tash e pash qe osht edhe nje mundesi e mundeshme nashti te ka lon femna



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Femna m`ka premtu, qe nuk me len. Une i besoj, edhe qe m`kan thon mos me ju besu femrave qe rejin. Mos ke ni najqka, se burri gjeth i fundit e merr vesh.
Une si te shtrihna ja mshoj me bryl si pahiri edhe asaj gjeth i dhem e qohet........
Momentalisht jam duke i bo tri pune humanitare ne njejten kohe dhe jam dekt i lodhen, por dostave po duhet me ju kry punen. Dritarja e forumit po me jet qel dhe nganjeher po e qeli dhe po lexoj qka po shkruani dhe po me bien mu relaksu me shkrime. Bash kur po du me shkru diqka per qejf temin, po gjindet najkush dhe po me thot: Ej njeri, hajt boma bre vetem qeto, qitma qetu per 5 minuta. Une nuk po di me i bo ato sene per 5 minuta dhe po mes krejt naten. Satisfakcioni po ėshtė neser kur po me thojin qe e kam bo super. Une i ajen pa gjum, ata te pushueshem.
Ja nisa me kukat - dhe u largum prej temes e keti Skocezi.
Tung.

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rrasja bre atina


po a din ti pse skotlanda doket krejt e bardhe prej aeroplanit?


se i lajne e masanej i qesin mu tere toalet letrat


po kqyr qe ki noj termo ngrohse me ta livrite a me ta bajte ne noj sobe tjeter vullnetarisht, thirrem se po me shkojke qaj biznis



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A e livrit me tulla, a ja hek.
Ku e gjete ne ket nxet me livrit termon?

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qe psh kta se ka shkru ai skocezi
qe shiptari kur ska qa bon
e livrit termon. edhe plus nuk knaqet me qaq.. po ja nis me lyp termo tjera ..

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From: Hunt-Grubbe, Charlotte <charlotte.hunt-grubbe@sunday-times.co.uk >
Date: Jul 27, 2006 7:14 PM
Subject: Reply from The Editor, The Sunday Times Magazine
To: xxx@xx.xx







 


Thank you for your correspondence in reply to AA Gill's article on his visit to Albania, which appeared in The Sunday Times Magazine on 23 July. Yours was not the only response and we will be publishing a representative sample of readers' letters in the newspaper this Sunday. In the meantime let me put the article in context.


 


The author AA Gill is widely recognised for his brand of provocative journalism and irreverent humour which he applies to a wide range of subjects; as a critic and as a commentator. He writes fearlessly impressionistic articles and although most readers recognise and are entertained by his perspective it can and does cause occasional offence to some who may not be familiar with his tone.


 


I can assure you that Albanians are not alone. Recently he wrote scathingly about the English: "I don't like the English; the lumpen and louty, coarse, unsubtle, beady-eyed, beefy-bummed herd. I find England and the English embarrassing." We published that too.


 


It wasn't the worst - he went on to describe the English in much more disparaging terms and you can imagine some people were not amused. But most were. Our readers understand in the British, a trait for critical and self-deprecating humour and enjoy it enormously. It is a part of the British identity that Gill himself summed up as "Most people share a joke, the English aim them. The English constantly use their humour as an indiscriminate bludgeon. The English teeter on the edge of not being able to take anything seriously; the ability to be solemn, appropriate, reflective. I do it myself."


 


It is in this spirit that Gill visited and wrote about Albania, as he has, in the past written about Wales, Germany, Scotland and other countries. What most of our readers regard as broad-brushstroke British wit some see as offensive - it is not intended as offence or indictment. Our readers are far too sensible to assume one man's view is either the truth or the reality and the reaction of the large majority is to feel encouraged to find out for themselves. It provokes awareness, investigation and appreciation.


 


Naturally, one cannot visit a country and write about it and not address its image or stereotypes. And since you raised concerns about Gill's references to Albania's image abroad let me put that in context too. Albania's emerging democracy and economy requires tourism. Last year 16,000 British tourists visited Albania. More will do so this year with British Airways launching scheduled flights from London and the hotel infrastructure growing. Albania's government seeks to encourage this growth.


 


In writing about Albania it is impossible for any writer to ignore the facts - and those facts, sadly, include many negatives of which Albania and its citizens and nationals working abroad, must be too well aware and it is not this newspaper's practise to ignore unpalatable truths. Albania is "Europe's poorest country and faces a daunting range of challenges" says the British Department for International Development which has distributed over £35million in overseas aid to the country.


 


Those challenges include corruption at all levels, crime, gun and drug smuggling, the trafficking of immigrants, 'sex slaves' and children. None of these are Gill's assumptions but the result of investigation and research by internationally recognised bodies including concerned Albanian citizens.


 


Unicef says "trafficking, forced labour and commercial sexual exploitation are daily perils.…" Amnesty International reports that 40% of Albanian women are subjected to domestic violence and no specific legislation exists to protect them. The British Foreign Office advises against travel to many areas of Albania because of widespread gun ownership and crime. The US State Dept advises travellers to Albania "organised criminal gangs operate in all regions and corruption is pervasive. In most cases police assistance or protection is limited. It lists carjacking, gun crime, serious assault as serious enough to advise travellers to exercise extreme caution.


 


A senior Albanian academic who worked in government in Tirana has researched and referenced "the political class in Albania is generally of low quality and often involved in corruption and crime". The Centre For European Migration and Ethnic Studies has reported "the Albanian Mafia is considered the most powerful [criminal] organisation operating in Italy and that Albanians were responsible for all heroin smuggling into Switzerland and for drug trafficking into Austria, Germany, Hungary, Poland and Belgium.


 


Even Mjaft, an Albanian organisation that seeks to promote and foster international appreciation of the country, listed the following information on its website; 9,000 Albanian children trafficked for prostitution (Save The Children, 2001); 250,000 weapons in circulation (UN 2003).


 


That Albania is working with the international community to change this climate and the perceptions it enforces does not negate the very serious issues that confront the country and those that would seek to use it as a hub for international crime, money laundering, people smuggling.


 


In this climate it is understandable that hard-working, educated, God-fearing and responsible Albanians are acutely sensitive to any criticism of their country and fear being stigmatised and stereotyped. I can only apologise if you are one of those who felt that The Sunday Times Magazine was attempting to discredit a nation. It was not.


 


Perhaps attempting to contextualise and illustrate a country and the challenges it faces while emerging from decades of oppression, by employing a writer renowned for his acerbic wit and his observations, is a useful step in increasing international appreciation of Albania's problems.


 


 


Yours sincerely


 


 





Robin Morgan


Editor


The Sunday Times Magazine



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Ah bre nonen, e kom ni pershtypje qe kurre nuk kena me u bo njerz, e me u pergjegj me qesi stili si kta anglezt qe kan hanger me gishta kur kojsh!te tane shkijet kan pas pirunj, edhe qe kan rrnu n'pazar t'gjove (Londer) kur durresi o kon metropole!!!

Qyrne, mu ai artikulli, po e perseris, m'ka pelqy edhe m'ka shti me kesh. Madje, e kom hetu nifar simpatie ndaj shqiptarve prej autorit. Noshta kom lujt e po m'doket ama nuk kom ndjenja tjera t'quditshme!!! Pra, nuk po m'doket qe po dojin me m'kidnapu jashttoksoret, as qe po don me m'helmu nona jem, as qe CIA osht tuj m'percjell. Sado qe m'ka pelqy artikulli, qikjo pergjegje 10X ma shume.


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 edhe qe kan rrnu n'pazar t'gjove (Londer) kur durresi o kon metropole!!!


Kjo ėshtė hera e dytė qė kapesh pas kėtij konstatimi! Sa pėr informacion po tė them se kėshtu ka thėnė Kadare! E marr me mend qė pėr "hatėr" tė anglenzve-skocezve-irlandezve edhe nja 101 "zdrali" tjetėr, do t'i anulosh tė gjitha vlerat shqiptare. Ani! Kjo ėshtė puna jote. Por, nuk ėshtė mirė tė na "imponohesh" me shijen tėnde (nga njė pozicion pseudo-kosmopolit). Edhe nė fund, pėrcaktohu njėherė, do tė shkruash si KASTRIOT FADILAJ apo si UC.


 


Ja tash diēka qė mė duket njerėzore (shija ime).


Edison YPI


HELLO GILL!*


Kur sapo ke zbritur nga avioni dhe ke marrė trenin pėr ato pak kilometra deri nė Londėr, e kupton menjėherė se ajo ēka befas dyshove kur Londrės sytė nga lart ia hodhe ėshtė mėse e vėrtetė; Je gėnjyer gjithė jetėn nga libra dhe ėndrra. Ke ardhur dhe ke shpenzuar kot pėr tė parė vendin mė tė sheshtė mė tė trishtė tė planetit. Majtas e djathtas shtėpi tė vogla me rrugė zvarritėse tė ngushta tė mjera. Nuk tė duket aspak se po udhėton, por sikur po lexon ndonjė libėr tė Engelsit mbi gjendjen katastrofike tė klasės punėtore nė Angli. Pasi ke zbritur nga treni, je rrafshuar nė ndonjė kafene dhe ke shėtitur pak, bindesh pėrfundimisht se gjithēka tjetėr qė do shohėsh e do dėgjosh mė pas s’ka se si tė jetė mė pak shkurajuese dhe dramatike..


Anglezėt janė tė gjithė pordhacė dhe nervozė tė padurueshėm. Turma e tyre, ashtu e ngutur, e lėvritshme, e stresuar, syzgurdulluar, duket si turmė e hallakatur milingonash, tė cilave shiu sapo u ka prishur folenė. Pinė tė babėzitur birrė mė kėmbė. Gjerbin pa fund kafe tė holla tė neveritshme, si lėng gėshtenjash, nė filxhanė si tasa. Pinė tė etur kapuēino gjigande qė shfryn me zhurmė e avull nga brimat e ekspresi, i cili ta nxjerr mallin e lokomotivės sė Stivensonit. Nuk llafosen si tė gjallėt. Pėshpėritin si hijet. Tek pėshpėritin, fjalėt i shkurtojnė aq liksht, kuptimet i ngatėrrojnė aq mbrapsht, gjuhėn e shkapėrdhejnė aq ndyrė, sa edhe po ta kesh shpenzuar gjithė jetėn mbi libra duke studiuar anglishten dhe qytetėrimin britanik tė gjithė tė duken belbanė, nuk kupton asgjė.


Profesorė universitetesh, filozofė tė shquar, shkencėtarė me nam, e shtyjnė jetėn nė shtėpi aq tė vogla, tė vjetra, tė kalbura, tė mjera, qė duhet tė kenė qenė shtėpi minatorėsh ngritur shpejt-e-shpejt, pas ndonjė pėrmbytje kėtu e nja dy a tre qind vite mė parė. Aq tė mjera janė ato shtėpi, sa kur t’i shohėsh tė merr tė qarėt. Megjithatė, shtėpinė e vogėl dhe tė vjetėr ku ma gjen! Qindra anglezė tė pastrehė kalojnė jetėn shtrirė futur nėpėr thasė plastmasi nėpėr rrugė, sheshe, dyer hotelesh. Grupe zhelanėsh presin nė radhė nė dyer deposh tė marrin lėmoshė nga shteti. Nė lindje tė Londrės jetojnė mijėra e mijėra anglezė aq fukarenj, sa lindin e vdesin atje pa i parė kurrė me sy sheshet kryesore tė qytetit. E meqė ra fjala pėr sheshet kryesore, dhjetėra mijėra tė tjerė londinezė mė tė mbajtur, prej dhjetėra vitesh u janė larguar pėrgjithmonė atyre shesheve zjerėse plot pordh’-e-piskamė si kazani i dreqit, pėr tė jetuar tė dėshpėruar nėpėr katunde.


Kontrollori i pasaportės nė aeroport ishte njė indian. Nė njė minimarket paketėn e cigareve ta jep njė dajo i tij. Kafenė ta servir njė nepalez. Rrobat kineze t’i shet njė kurd. Picėn italiane ta sjell njė filipinas. Nė bankė tė shėrben njė kongolez. ****ėsi i hamburgerit eskimez.


Janė aq tė paditur, aq tė paarsimuar, aq gdhė, sa tė lypset njė ditė e tėrė pėr tė gjetur njė i cili ta dijė ku bie Shqipėria. Mund ta kalosh edhe njė javė nė kėrkim tė dikujt qė tė thotė pėrmendėsh dy vargje tė Shekspirit.


Kanė aq pak fantazi, janė aq tė varfėr nė imagjinatė dhe aq pak kreativė, sa ėshtė e pamundur qė emrin qė e ka njėri tė mos e kenė edhe tė paktėn nja dy a tre milionė tė tjerė.


Rinia ėshtė edhe e ngordhur, edhe zevzeke njėkohėsisht. Mbathin T-shirt-a tė pista dhe pantallona tė varura. Janė aq tė ftohtė dhe indiferentė ndaj seksit, sa nuk e kanė pėr hiēgjė qė “Ky kėtu” tė gdhihet e ngryset nė tė njėjtin apartament me tė dashurėn e “Atij atje” nja njėzet kilometra larg nė skajin tjetėr tė qytetit, ndėrkohė qė e dashura e “Kėtij kėtu”, edhe ajo tė gdhihet e tė ngryset pa ja bėrė tėrr syri me “Atė atje” dit’-e-natė nė njė spirale paradoksale vetmie dhe sėkėlldie qė shkatėrron kimitė e truve respektivė nė mėnyrė tė pariparueshme.


Londra ka aq shumė zgėqe tė fėlliqura, sa nuk kanė tė gjitha barrakat e Shqipėrisė sė bashku. Ujėra tė fėlliqėt qė rrjedhin she**** me ta shpif. Avuj tė frikshėm qė ngrihen pėrpjetė nga puseta si nėpėr filma.


Shumicėn e shtėpive i kanė pa themele. Muri i hollė i tullave ngrihet drejt nga toka. Po t’i pyesėsh thonė se kėtu nuk ka rėnė kurrė tėrmet, prandaj shtėpive nuk u lypset themeli. Pra janė aq budallenj, aq tutkunėr, aq tuhafėr, sa kujtojnė se meqenėse nuk ka rėnė kurrė tėrmet nė tė kaluarėn nuk do tė bjerė as nė tė ardhmen!


Para njė bankomati njė anglez. Ka pritur radhėn. Radha i ka ardhur. Ka shkruar kodin dhe pret. Kurrgjė! Llogaria ka mbaruar, paratė janė shpenzuar. Zė e shan anglezi me trung, rrėnjė, degė, gjethe, gjithė njerėzimin, duke lutur Zotin qė njė bombė atomike nė ēast t’i sheshojė me Londėr me tė gjitha rretheqark nga Grinuiēi nė Grinuiē.


Hyde Park dhe tė tjera parqe tė famshme janė plot me mashtrues pisanjosė, qė hiqen pėr shenjtorė dhe filozofė.


Njė tjetėr anglez tė kėshillon tė mos shkosh andej-kėndej me mė tepėr se dyqind sterlina nė xhep, sepse janė “big money”! Kėta as e kanė idenė pėr fierakė e skraparllinj, qė qarkullojnė nėpėr pesė kontinente me nga njėqind mijė dollarė nėpėr xhepa e benevrekė.


Mbrėmje. Soho. Anglezėt bėjnė qejf, shijojnė piktura, bėjnė dashurira si urithė nėpėr kafenera dhe disko tė nėndheshme.


Ja njė dymetrosh! Pėrshėndet njerėzishėm. Pėr tė evituar ēdo keqkuptim sqaron shpejt-e-shpejt se ėshtė xhentėlmen anglez. Pastaj tė kėrkon ndonjė kacidhe pėr tė pirė njė gotė ēaj, sa pėr tė lagur fytin.


Je ulur diku. Ke porositur njė kafe. Nepalezi ta ka sjellė lėngun e pėrvjellur tė gėshtenjave me lugėn brenda nė filxhan. Pasi e ke trazuar sheqerin, meqenėse ke mbaruar punė me lugėn, rrotullon sytė pėr ta lėnė diku. Diku, po ku se?! Se pjatė nuk ka. Budisti, nepalezi, pastėrtori ta ka vėnė re shqetėsimin. Vjen vrik gjith’ inat. Vėngėr tė urdhėron lugėn ta lėshosh drejt mbi tavolinėn e drunjtė!


Metroja e Londrės ėshtė mė e vjetra nė botė. Por ėshtė plot kthesa, pra nga mė tė rrezikshmet. Pėr t’u ruajtur nga hapėsirat e ndryshueshme nga zero deri nė dy pėllėmbėshe mes bankinave tė betonta dhe vagonave tė metaltė, qė ashtu duke u hapur e mbyllur nėpėr kthesa mund tė tė shqyejnė ndonjėrėn apo tė dyja kėmbėt, njė altoparlant ta shpon me mijėra herė veshin me njė “Mind the Gap”, qė tė mbetet duke tė gumėzhitur nė veshė pėr gjithė jetėn. Ajo metro do tė dukej krejt e vdekur nėse nė shkallėt e saj nuk do tė shfaqeshin hera-herės me klithmat e tyre gjithė jetė “Shqipet e Malit”, tė fushės dhe tė lagunave, djemtė diva nga Kalaja e Dodės, Mati, Skrapari, Rroskoveci, Divjaka etj.


Londra, bashkė me Tiranėn dhe Athinėn, nga qytetet mė tė ngushta dhe mė tė ndotura tė Planetit.


Historia e Anglisė?! Manual pėr tė mėsuar intrigat mė tė sofistikuara shtetėrore dhe ndėrshtetėrore, dallaveret mė inteligjente tė tė gjitha llojeve dhe nėnllojeve, krimet mė makabre qė nuk zbulohen kurrė.


Anglia nuk ėshtė kurrgjė tjetėr, pėrpos njė lloj spitali i specializuar pėr njė mpleksje sėmundjesh psiko-neuro-endokrinologjike.


Parlamenti i spitalit?! Me pleq me qurre qė gėrhasin dhe flenė, disa mė kėmbė e tė tjerė shtrirė me orė tė tėra. Para tij ku ma gjen Parlamentin e Shqipėrisė, atė ēmendinėn me gjithė ata trima qė kėlthasin e grisen e rrihen si n’harradoz!


Mbretėresha e tė sėmurėve?! Nėntė ujė njė kos!


Kryeministri?! Skocez. Njė nga tė sėmurėt e spitalit, verior i papėrmbajtur, paradoksalisht nervoz dhe i qeshur njėkohėsisht.


Ka ngjashmėrira mes Anglisė dhe Shqipėrisė?! A ka?! Me t’u ngjeth mishi. Ja disa:


Edhe njėra edhe tjetra, si kurrkund, e kanė jugun mė tė zhvilluar se veriun.


Secila e ka nga njė llokėm jashtė trungut, Anglia Irlandėn, Shqipėria Kosovėn.


Si Anglia, si Shqipėria akuzohen se bėjnė ē’u thotė Amerika.


Tė dyja kanė probleme me Evropėn.


Individėt e tė dy vendeve, tė gjithė Gjeni’ tė hileve, intrigave, bizantinizmit.


Anglia dhe Shqipėria?!


Dy Mami’ tė mira qė presin foshnja ēyryk.


AA Gill ėshtė gazetar i “Sunday Times” nė Londėr. Para disa ditėsh Gill “vizitoi Shqipėrinė”, duke pėrshkuar gjithsej nja dyzetė kilometra Rinas - Tiranė - Rinas dhe publikoi njė udhėpėrshkrim me dromca trotuaresh kafenesh. Si nuk falimenton “Sunday Times” Gilli e di.


 



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Nejse Albbos, shija jote, nuk kem qa diskutojim per to! Nuk po te thom kurgjo. Nejse, m'the "pseudo-kosomopolit" ama ato nuk pe di qysh me marr, se mundet me u kuptu edhe mire edhe ma pak mire. A ato per Durres=Metropole dhe Londer=Pazar i gjove, ato e perdori sa here te du, se e ki thone.

Ama sa i perket qeti qe po nenshkruhet me Edison YPI, qe osht pseudonim, se tutet mos po ja marrin vesh emnin kta Britaniket "pordhace" e nuk ja jepin vizen ose ja nderprejin ndihmat ose ja marrin nenshtetsine a qkado tjeter - me kit njeri kom pune. Ky pidh none, e ka lexu artikullin e AA Gill-it, edhe, si shume tjere o bo nervoz me to, ama at nervoze ka vendos me e shpreh me ni nder shkrimet ma te budallekafta, ku e hup sensin se qka osht Angli, qka Britani, kush o Irlandez e kush o Anglez. Ni shkrim ku shan per me shkru edhe shkrun per me shajt. Ni shkrim ku e tregon jo vetem budallekine e vet personale, po nuk harron me na kallxu qe ka hala prej nga vjen ky, asi qe shetiten me ka 100.000 euro ne xhep ne kohen e kredit karteleve. Ama noshta nuk kan faj qe i majin kesh, se osht bajagi si rrezik me shku n'bank me i deponu se me bo me te vet dikush ku i ke marr, ec e spjegoja?! Duhesh me i thone diqka ne stilin: E kom mbyt ni kojshi me tfurk, per me ja vjedh ni lope, per me e sh!t ate lope, per me pagu gomonen me me dergu ne Itali, e prej atje ne Londer, me u paraqit si Kosovar i rrezikum, per me marr azil, me me mbajt gjalle me ndihma Britania e Madhe deri t'ja filloj me punu! Pra me "punu" ne gjuhen e ktine edhe shokve te tina osht me vjedh, me grabit, edhe me punu me kurva. E ato pare nuk munesh me i qu ne banke, prandaj edhe shetit me qato pare ne xhep, se as te vellau nuk guxon me i lon, se kta sokolat e gjate, qe e zbukurojin metron e Londres, e mbysin vellaun e vet per 100 funta, e le mo per 100.000!!!

Tekefundit, kisha pas qef me e pyet kit Edisonin, pse athua nuk qohen me ardh me dhjeta mija "anglez" me jetu ne Shqiperi po bash perkundrazi???

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...Edhe nė fund, pėrcaktohu njėherė, do tė shkruash si KASTRIOT FADILAJ apo si UC.  


spe di a e mora vesh mir omo nkoftse je tuj thane qi une e UCyhi jena njo athere jo veq qi e ki keq po edhe um ki sha mu e livdu UCyhin :) pos nkit tem osht veq edhe ni tem ku une e UCyhi jemi ne te njojten ane. po de, te dyve na sosi spaqimi omo ai e ka ni perparsi aty se ai bile e kish kerku nihere e une hala jo. dej tash gati rregullisht nuk jam pajtu me ato qi i thot UCyhi. omo nkit rast hala kurkush nuk dul me i thon gillit qe o kah rren e me rreh me numra e fakte.  boll lexova reagime po krejt ken naspektin emocional. si ne shekulli ttp://www.shekulli.com.al/index.php?page=lajmedite&newsID=98971


ashtu edhe nekspres


http://www.gazetaexpress.com/pdf/888.pdf (faqe4)


po edhe ni tollovi imejlla qe um kan ardh prihvatisht.


 


 



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Unė s’kam ēka i shtoj pikpamjeve tė mia lidhur me artikullin e Gill-it. E dij qė ka njerėz (karaktere) tė cilėt mendojnė se duke qenė tė fundit (replika) insistojnė tė lėnė pėrshtypjen se ATA e kanė mirė. Nisur nga kjo logjikė sigurisht qė UC do tė vazhdoj pas meje edhe me ndonjė “xhevahir analitik surrealist” ndėrsa KIPCI i tij do ta vulos kėsaj here.


 


Ka thėnė njė POET shqiptar me gjuhė “krimineli”


“La, la, la e la, la, los


Vet nėnshkruj, vet vulos…“ 



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Ky eshte Gill kulleri




-- Edited by xenini at 17:25, 2006-07-28

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flm. per permirsimin qe e paske be xenin.


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Unė s’kam ēka i shtoj pikpamjeve tė mia lidhur me artikullin e Gill-it. E dij qė ka njerėz (karaktere) tė cilėt mendojnė se duke qenė tė fundit (replika) insistojnė tė lėnė pėrshtypjen se ATA e kanė mirė. Nisur nga kjo logjikė sigurisht qė UC do tė vazhdoj pas meje edhe me ndonjė “xhevahir analitik surrealist” ndėrsa KIPCI i tij do ta vulos kėsaj here.   Ka thėnė njė POET shqiptar me gjuhė “krimineli” “La, la, la e la, la, los Vet nėnshkruj, vet vulos…“ 

allbos qa dmth kipci?

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Kastriot, ishalla je ma i ri se une, se po m'doket qe KIPCI osht shegrti, hahahahha. Kshtu boll i ri kallxon, masi nuk ki rropllue kurre edhe marre parasysh fascinimin me nexhi dacin.

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allbos a mue um thae kipci a? ani ani. une ty kur nuk tkom thon shegert i kurkunja.


UCyh i ri po se po, edh na rinija gjith i kena shty perpara punt edhe kena dit se qa o mir. pe din ti tash ku pe qes. po pra, daci e ka mshtetjen e rinis, pra duhet me pase diqka aty. a;)


edhe e dijna qi spaqimi osht fort i keq, omo do pej nesh spe dijna qysh me e sheru se. a ki far ilaqi ti? apo as ti nuk je fort i mir me tdrejtu ksi pytje



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qe edhe nje prej mijra reagimeve drejtuar ST


 


Well, this is the most idiotic, lunatic, article I've ever read in my entire life. I bet it is the same for any of you readers.

I wonder what should happen to a man in order to show openly such traumatic symptoms of hatred, grudges, racism, discrimination, dullness, insanity and evil...I cannot resist it, - I have to write it here...

AA Gill has never been in Albania. All that article was triggered by personal feelings and regret. If AA Gill visited Albania, see those stupid paint buildings and get impressed with such horror and disgust, Gill then should know better than anyone else, that the very architect of this disgusting capital (Edi Rama) has been elected world's Mayor of the Year, followed by mayor of Mexico city and by the mayor of London(3rd place).

As for other what s/he calls "infamous" Albanians, Gill shows his complete ignorance in any stance of history.

Among those, other "infamous" Albanians are Alexander the Great himself, Constantine the Great, Pyrrhus of Epirus. That very same "ridiculous" Albania gave at least 7 "infamous" emperors to Rome, as well as 3 "infamous" popes to Vatican. Also, the Captain General of the Holy See, protector of Christianity and Athlete of Christ, - George Castriota Scanderbeg. - As if it were not enough that there was another Albanian who put a definitive end to the prosecution of Christians throughout the Roman empire, thus establishing Christianity as the official religion of the Roman empire; - Constantine the Great.

Gill ignores that the father of modern Egypt(the only democratic arab state) was from the very same tragic Albania. Gill ignores that the father of modern Turkey was also no more and no less than a rag-tag Albanian.

Gill ignores the fact that all the heroes of modern Greece were all from that lame Albania. Gill ignores that the Greek mythology, personages, names and event are only explained by Albanian language and Albanian alone.

Gill ignores that that very grotesque and ridiculous Albanian people saved all the Jews during the WW2. Not even one single Jew died in Albania during WW2, although Jews flowed into Albania from all the rest of Europe. Gill ignores that 95% of the Jews in the rest of Europe(especially in the Balkans, except Albania) were massacred and sent to the gas chambers. Gill ignores that only the Albanian veterans were assigned the gold medal of honour from president Putin himself, for bravery and fighting the toughest battles in the WW2 in proportion to the population, and thus proclaiming those "untamed", "worst dressed" Albanians the most heroic of all European nations! In a time when Churchill was pleading with Americans seeking their help.

Gill is not aware of the fact that there's not even one single Albanian youngster that isn't fluent in at least one foreign language. Gill doesn't know that most Albanians speak 2-3 and more foreign languages (put an announcement in some newspapers in the UK and find any britts who are that apt).

Most assuredly, Gill is very busy in hatred and self punishment to find the time and reflect upon what he has to say, that is the very why he associates mother Teresa with the expression "helping others die".

Obviously, Gill's very good at entertaining himself with others' sufferings, and obviously, finds it very pleasant.

Ain't this the very moronic behaviour we should expect by mongrels of post-colonialistic breed? Well that's the reality we should deal with. In any case, there's no laws in this world that punish ignorance, but there's laws that punish racism and discrimination.

...Comparing to England… where in the world are we?

You guys have been one of the vastest empires this world has ever known, you lasted for at least 500 years.

You have stolen riches, material and spiritual from almost every nation in the face of this earth… but you are still a poor, miserable country. You are ruled by governments that yoke its citizens who the more, who the less… and you britts are all in debts. The foreign debt of the UK exceeds 9 000 billion USD!

You invented most of the most popular sports of the modern world, nevertheless, you never excel in any of them.

Turn on your TV, and check for yourselves. English is de facto the most spoken language in the world, - still, you borrow more than 20 000 words every year from foreign languages; and the most miserable fact is that in England it is worst spoken than in any other country.

You have the largest homosexual population in the whole Europe!(still to your ears this wouldn't sound too bad, actually, it is a fact you pride yourselves)

Still, those miserable, poor and ugly, untamed, worst dressed, prehistoric looking Albanians sympathise with you and love England and the English speaking world above all nations.

I wish you regained consciousness and stamped some proper apologies in your next paper


Pergjigja iu dergua sunday times te marten 25/7/2006.


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pas pergjigjes debileske qe ST ja ka derguar te gjithve qe kan reaguar, ata moren edhe nje mail:



 


What a nice answer!
Me and my conationals will be blissed after reading this!

You, mister, you are trying to excuse Gill. You try to do this by calling it a mere misunderstanding. It is his(Gill's) style, and we others didn't understand a thing, thence, there was nothing to chew upon.
Gill insulted, or so, Britain
and its people, but most britts reacted in laughter.
Albania
, you stressed, is facing real economic, political and social problems... - this justifies it all; we should endure insults as well, and humiliation must not in any case be taken seriously.

Well, let's talk about this.
refering to mother Teresa, Gill adds, "helping others die". This is a truth and reality albanians should face and deal with.
And only this cold blooded killer is the only internationaly famous albanian; all the rest are infamous.
Perhaps you should shift to my first email and reread it, there wasn't much explained information, but there was enough to make Britain
and its history, including scholars and scientists, shiver with envy.
Branding the Albanian flag as ironic, it's an other reality all albanians should deal with.
Branding all Albanian girls as "dressed like bitches of gangsters", is some reality shouldn't hurt anybody, especially some of those victims of organised crime and prostitution.

Nevertheless, you are telling me that pictured by Gill, Albania should expect a soaring turistic attraction, flooding that "beautiful" "miserable" country about which Gill said no positive words whatsoever but loathe and disgust, from all parts of the modernised world, especially from the UK, particularly in this season that BA estabilished a direct line to Tirana; the capital of that horrendous heap of bloody rubbish from hell itself...
That is all we need right now.
Well, i tell you something mister.
You better stick to the last paragraph of my previous email, where i reveal you and your newspaper that those monkey-shaped, ferret-face Albanians sympathise England
, US, and all the english speaking ****ries above the rest of the world.
And just off the record, - cultural information-, your prime minister, Blair is regarded and venerated as a national hero by all those ferret-face Albanians.(me included, in the first line)
I do not wish to remind you what happened when some european newspapers published cartoons of Mohammed and the reaction of the islamic world on the first place. None of those cartoons were published in England, and the rest of the world understood on their own, that in England
, more than anywhere else, people are aware of the "enough is enough, and too much is too much". How come you lost the sense of measure and orientation this time?
This is what we never expected.
In any case, if you are unable to see any tones of pure racism and racial discrimination in that article, take as proof the protests and emails of those ferret face albanians, criminal born, who speak a ridiculous language.
I don't think real help is needed here. Things like this can be done only on purpose whatever it be.
Was it the final status of Kosovo? Was it the denigration and humiliation of an entire nation that counts more than 10 million ferret faces and monkey shaped humans with tail? Was it to tantalise the world with the hidden beauty of Albania that could't be detected at all by the sunday times editorial and its reporters; thus making Albania
a very lucrative and attractive, must-visit country.
Or, was it some evil intent of your directorate to try to find out who reads through the columns of your newspaper; some cruel kind of survey....



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